SimplyAlly🖤

Nurse💉 | Scorpio ♏️

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

SERIOUS QUESTION: You don’t find it weird that not a single billionaire wants to end world poverty ?? Doesn’t it strike you as bizarre that no one with that kind of wealth wants to be the hero who actually solves the world’s biggest problems when they literally could ?? Isn’t that suspicious ??

[The Pink King @DayalSami]

Call me a hater but I think living in a world where both trillionaires and global poverty coexist is a sign humanity has failed as a species

[JuliansRum @ItsJuliansRum]

2 things we learned yesterday:

1. Joe Rogan is a pussy
2. Theo Von is not

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

I meant the elites and politicians that are leading us into these wars might make different choices if it was their children. It was hard for me to be angry and talk at the same time. I am thankful for to our troops who serve and are far braver than me. And also wtf do i know.

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

We cannot accept a “comply or die” mindset from our government.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

🚨 ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ has returned:

“I’m not sure who had a weirder 48 hours, me or the CEO of Tylenol.”

[morgan lily @giallolily_]

trisha paytas’ baby was supposed to take out trump not fucking ozzy osbourne oh my god im fucking sobbing

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

What is happening?

[Stream the Vote @StreamtheVote]

I miss when Rob Schneider was only offensive in movies

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Man if aspartame really does cause cancer, I’m dead as a doornail lol

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

As a kid I thought u only got ur period once and after that u were fertile til menopause so when I got my 1st period I was like “oof well at least that’s over with!” And then my mom informed me it would be a monthly recurrence for the next 30+ yrs and I fell to my knees screaming

[wee man fan (kayla) @strwberryswishr]

is kellin quinn pulling a jonny craig to be silly goofy or is he hacked

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

Guy who’s mad at the Barbie movie:

[Sal Vulcano @SalVulcano]

Love a good sock slide across a hardwood floor.

[SimplyAlly🖤 @CummingsAlly]

Too much is going on in my life right now and I just wanna jump off a bridge. 🥲

[SimplyAlly🖤 @CummingsAlly]

This one really really hurts. 😔💔 RIP Jordan. 🖤

Now excuse me while I go blast the whole She Watched The Sky album while I cry my eyes out.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

not now honey, mommy is judging the met gala looks

[kurt travis @kurttravis]

if @craigowens ever wanted to make some music with me, I would …. JUST STOP DROP EEEEVERYTHING hahaha

[SimplyAlly🖤 @CummingsAlly]

Finally got my husband into Eidola, I’m so happy 🥹

[SimplyAlly🖤 @CummingsAlly]

SO excited to see @spiritboxband tonight 😭😭😭