Joey Crum

[Joey Crum @CumminsCrum]

I'm almost 20, better get started on these life dreams because I'm running out of time.

[Joey Crum @CumminsCrum]

Everyone always tells me if they get this or do that they are gonna be set. Last time I checked there was no easy path.

[Joey Crum @CumminsCrum]

I'm going to church won't see you fuckers in hell #Christlife #whydoidrink

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Today is Friday the 13th. So, just remember, breakin' a mirror is 7 years of bad luck, but breakin' a condom is 18. Merica.

[Joey Crum @CumminsCrum]

@danica_wharton I wish I could retweet this but for some reason Twitter won't let me #conspiracytheory

[. @Logan_Barnhouse]

It's been cloudy every time these eclipses happen.

[Joey Crum @CumminsCrum]

When @zane_ayouch tells the guy at DQ that if I get a large I'll be up all night

[Joey Crum @CumminsCrum]

@hongdaddy61's birthday party is cancelled. He is pissed.

[Joey Crum @CumminsCrum]

Always a line outside chipotle with people waiting for them to open.

[Joey Crum @CumminsCrum]

@shelbylwells @fritter_571 get him a lazy boy and change his name to Jim Wells lol

[Joey Crum @CumminsCrum]

Seems like the tables have turned and you people are getting what you deserve.

[Joey Crum @CumminsCrum]

The number one reason I couldn't live in a city is the fact that's it frowned upon to just walk out and pee off your front porch

[Joey Crum @CumminsCrum]

Shit just got real. The interstate is three lanes!

[Joey Crum @CumminsCrum]

Hammer down Columbus bound #aintrightintgehead

[. @Logan_Barnhouse]

Because I'm tall I like to hang things that people need up real high. It's a game I always win.

[Joey Crum @CumminsCrum]

I got the wheeling feeling once, cost me a 20 dollar copay at the doctor and a couple penicillin shots.

[Joey Crum @CumminsCrum]

@hongdaddy61 sounds like lots a rebellion and sinning

[Joey Crum @CumminsCrum]

@hongdaddy61 let's be cocaine cowboys this weekend

[Joey Crum @CumminsCrum]

I got a Lamborghini!!! @bstack2013

[Joey Crum @CumminsCrum]

@hongdaddy61 she's doing just fine. Gave that bitch a beer and told her to put some dirt on it.