Chris Hill

Buoyant, self-made thousandaire, paper cut survivor.

[Chris Hill @CunderscoreHill]

😂

[Lyon College @LyonCollege]

@hendrixcollege @bobbyampezzan @ArkPRSA @MyBatesville Thanks, Bobby! Only pet-friendly college in Arkansas ✅ College with the highest-earning graduates ✅ AND the coolest bagpipers in the South. 😎

[Chris Hill @CunderscoreHill]

Nice having Knox over to watch some tv. #creeper https://t.co/IUZi2svJ24

[Chris Hill @CunderscoreHill]

The most unrealistic part of #timeaftertime is Jack the Ripper eating a burrito straight out of the microwave without flinching. #timetravel

[Chris Hill @CunderscoreHill]

Just leaving this friendly reminder here. https://t.co/qjxM5xAQTj

[Chris Hill @CunderscoreHill]

Such a great view. #riversandroads #hotwifehappylife #paintersbluff https://t.co/Is8ssnZmKu

[Chris Hill @CunderscoreHill]

This hot taMollie has put up with me for the last 6 years. She deserves some sort of award… https://t.co/fhcpE77gfX

[Chris Hill @CunderscoreHill]

This face perfectly captures how Mollie and I feel about Cohen turning two tomorrow--we ca… https://t.co/HhmNWU3CNm

[Chris Hill @CunderscoreHill]

Carter wants to be a "cooker-girl" when she grows up. Here she is making "saush-age and pe… https://t.co/ARLFMeDeqf

[Chris Hill @CunderscoreHill]

"Daddy, here's dinosaur for you to adopt. He's gonna be yours forever." https://t.co/WQBJcYv3Jf

[Chris Hill @CunderscoreHill]

Carter: "Daddy, I'm gonna name this pig Sharty!"
Me: "No, you can't name her Sharty. That'… https://t.co/GSouPvup8m

[Chris Hill @CunderscoreHill]

Happy Thanksgiving from the Hills. Please excuse Cohen--he is so corny. https://t.co/vKfhhPt311

[Chris Hill @CunderscoreHill]

Him or her? Who would you vote for? #cutestvotercompanions https://t.co/JLrxwU45Ea

[Chris Hill @CunderscoreHill]

We voted and we feel so dirty. https://t.co/PVFLMutsPo

[Chris Hill @CunderscoreHill]

These two lil' gnomies. #gnomepunsallowed https://t.co/q6GgyJTHrv

[Chris Hill @CunderscoreHill]

Everyone! It is Carter Mae's birthday. She was very disappointed this morning to see she w… https://t.co/IodchPcp3Y

[Chris Hill @CunderscoreHill]

Sometime your Mommy buys you a shirt from China. And sometimes it just makes no sense. #G… https://t.co/l5n7WDUYWU

[Chris Hill @CunderscoreHill]

It's been a VERY busy day. @mollie_hill had DOUBLE carpal tunnel release surgery this morn… https://t.co/D82ZGMnbUV

[Chris Hill @CunderscoreHill]

"We have spent $6 trillion in the Middle East, according to a figure I just made up."

[Chris Hill @CunderscoreHill]

Cohen loves Mr. Potato Head. So much, that he wants to be Mr. Potato Head. Which is fine, … https://t.co/83ee4OAShL

[Chris Hill @CunderscoreHill]

Got a pretty cute date this morning. We were going to make pancakes, but I think we can al… https://t.co/54aw8JJ80U