Cunny

[Cunny @CunliffeTyler]

Me: im gonna drive the speed limit Inner me: Fly by everyone

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

There is a special place in hell for people who abandon senior pets at kill shelters or who abandon their pets on the sides of roads and highways.

[Mark 2 @ethicalliberty]

National treasure

[🌴ᴛʜᴇᴀʀᴛᴏꜰᴡᴀʀ🌴 @TheArtOfWar6]

There are real people among us breathing our oxygen that think Tom Aspinall quit and faked an injury

[Leafslatest @Leafslatest]

“And after all, you’re my Joseph Woll” 😭

#Leafsforever

[Leafslatest @Leafslatest]

OFFICIAL: Frederik Andersen is now a Stanley Cup champion 💪💙

Congrats, Freddie!

#Leafsforever

[Rad Sundin @MapleLeaves34]

Dear Toronto Maple Leafs,

DON'T TRADE MATTHEW KNIES!

Sincerely,

Leafs Fans

[Drew Livingstone @ProducerDrew_]

This is a dirty ass play by Hertl. No call either #GoAvsGo

[Isles Territory @IslesTerritory]

Matthew Schaefer announced that he is partnering with Northwell Health to support kids and families battling cancer in honor of his mom.

This kid is special. #Isles

[FlowBuds @joeyferg]

Nylander is spending his entire off-season so far watching Raptors and Marlies games while wearing Jays gear and you want to trade him?? Like away from this team and city?? FUCK YOOOU

[M🐝 @CakeMcJabe]

SABRES:
✅ sing along to O Canada
✅ love Labatt and Tim Hortons
✅ welcome everyone from across the border

HABS:
❌ tried to separate from Canada
❌ eat "St-Hubert's" or something
❌ will send you to jail if you speak English

I know who Canada's team is

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

Raise it.

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Read it (if you can) and weep

[Leafs Papi @LeafsPapi_]

Ridly Greig is a piece of shit

[PuckEmpire @puckempire]

I don't think I said a word for the entire day 😭

[Penguins Jesus @PenguinsJesus]

Radko Gudas injured Sidney Crosby’s knee last month and just did this.

Maybe it’s time we start handing out long suspensions to goons so the stars can be on the ice.

No one buys tickets to see Radko Gudas. They do to see Sid and AM34.

[Colorado Avalanche @Avalanche]

GUESS WHO’S BACK, BACK AGAIN 👀

[Logan Gordon @Fan960Logan]

Hey Radko Gudas 🇨🇦

[r @6ffside]

I SURVIVED THE CANADA CZECHIA QUARTERFINAL GAME

[MMA On Point @mmaonpoint]

Aspinall was the guy who:

- Went through a horrific knee injury and came back

- Agreed to face peak Sergei Pavlovich on two weeks' notice

- Was open to defending his title against anyone

And some of you called him a quitter 😑