Cunning Stunts

If the thunder don’t get you then the lightning will

[Southern Accents @AccentsSouthern]

Actually, I want to lower GDP.

[Connor Boyack 📚 @cboyack]

Schools in 1864: we provide moral instruction and academic excellence

Schools in 2026: we provide fart corners

[AggieSmoke @AggieSmoke]

@SEC

[him @LaflareTMC]

You say no to ratchet pussy juicy J cant!

[jny the human @jnyboy]

God willing, it becomes an American pastime. 🫡

[Ragnar @pikeypilled]

John D Rockefeller had a stable of young nubile milkmaids that were milked daily to supply him with the freshest sweetest breast milk for his mother’s milk milkshakes (he drank 3 a day )

He lived better than you

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

Sit.\nTing here at the airport , watching everybody hustle , and move around like a bunch of ants stressed out just to pay taxes to pay our government , which is filled with pedophiles and corrupt individuals

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

"ESPN personality Pat McAfee released an album of original music on Friday. Critics say if the album is played backwards, the listener could hear hidden demonic messages. More worrying still, if the album is played forward, the listener could hear original music by Pat McAfee."

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

The working class gets mocked for complaining about high food prices while the welfare class gets legislation protecting them from even having to heat up their free groceries

[Jarrett Bailey @JBaileyNFL]

Imagine time-traveling to 2012 and showing this to someone

[Vanessa @Nessakins_]

You fucking idiots

[Craig Kelly:🇦🇺Foundation for Economic Education @craigkellyAFEE]

It’s firstly a historical documentary.

[Mark @MarkNMhomies]

I will never be able to return the Value I received from @THErealDVORAK and @adamcurry when they broke down how PCR tests work, and how they were treated as a pass fail at very high cycle counts. Thank you for your courage.

[Axiomatic Enemy of the State @DeTocqueville14]

What a coincidence that the massive expansion of both data centers and government surveillance cameras are happening simultaneously

[Financelot @FinanceLancelot]

The reason people are invading Ceuta, Spain right now is because that removes Spanish control from both sides of the Strait of Gibraltar.

So you're going to have the Strait of Hormuz, the Red Sea and the Strait of Gibraltar contested, cutting off all transport to the Mediterranean.

This is how all world wars begin, over vital trade routes.

[Josh Pate @JoshPateCFB]

The Romans would marvel at this

[BetOnline @BetOnline_ag]

Aight this Tony Romo edit is actually ELITE man

[Marty Bent @MartyBent]

Literally not one woman.

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

Jet fuel can't melt iron beams

[Lilly Batson @Lilly_bat98]

Saget isn't offended at the joke, he's MAD Norm thought of it first 😭