Cunty Spice

been there. done that. got the t-shirt.

[Cunty Spice @CuntySpice]

I don’t even care about the presidency. They done legalized recreational marijuana in my state. I want for nothing. 😁💚🇺🇸

[Cunty Spice @CuntySpice]

I’m just here to get LIT for this debate.

[Cunty Spice @CuntySpice]

I think our dog sitter stole our Coleman electric air pump 🤨 either that or this house is a black hole that just sucks random objects in every so often. Either way I can’t use my floatie 😫😫😫

[Cunty Spice @CuntySpice]

COVID is literally not that bad when you’re already married and own a home and aren’t unemployed and don’t have any children. I’ve curved like 5 weddings, got a new dog, and am super tan. #bestlife

[Cunty Spice @CuntySpice]

Being married is all fun and games until your husband guilts you into using your entire stimulus check to buy a dining room table that neither of you will ever use, instead of a new LV Neverfull, which I would use everyday.

[Cunty Spice @CuntySpice]

Bong rips and breaking in a new pool floatie are the only things left on the docket today.

[Cunty Spice @CuntySpice]

@Messinadress1 They deposited the entirety of our stimulus money into my husband’s account (we did file together, so I get the actual reason)... but he said something similar when I complained 🙄🙄

[Cunty Spice @CuntySpice]

Instead of the $1200 could I just get a medical card and a bucket full of miscellaneous dispensary grade products?

[Alexandra Cooper @alexandracooper]

I can’t stop eating my god I just can’t

[Cunty Spice @CuntySpice]

Can’t explain how clutch it is that my nail tech and cartridge plug live under the same roof. #2birdsstonedatonce

[Origamigryphon @Origamigryphon]

@HexumFox Ranch on pizza is godly

Mushrooms in all their edible forms can cease to exist

[Cunty Spice @CuntySpice]

If you add up the cost of the bath bomb, the wine, the weed, and the chocolate covered strawberries this bath set me back about $50. Is that ridiculous to anybody else? How did I let this happen?

[Cunty Spice @CuntySpice]

All this business travel is making me a cow. #workworkworkworkmoo

[Cunty Spice @CuntySpice]

Was this close👌🏽to pulling myself out of a depressive episode, and then I heard about Kobe passing and now I can’t stop crying.

[Cunty Spice @CuntySpice]

I’m so bored. I think my next move is to get incredibly fit. Meal prep. Daily core workouts. Yoga. Spin class. All of it.

[Cunty Spice @CuntySpice]

If you think that all I do in my spare time is lay out by my pool and smoke weed, you’re absolutely right.

[Cunty Spice @CuntySpice]

I need there to be pumpkin spice blunt wraps.

[Cunty Spice @CuntySpice]

I decided that for my 30th birthday I either want a Peloton or lip injections... #helpmeh

[Cunty Spice @CuntySpice]

My dream job is being one of those girls who unboxes incredibly high end merch in IG videos and always has the baddest nails. Where does one apply?

[DefiGazer @Defigazer]

BlackBerry dab pen..... that’s it. That’s the tweet