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Utsukushī Jinsei || Software Architect, Engineer and Artisan || #GGMU || 🇿🇦 🇰🇪 🇹🇿 🇺🇬 🇷🇼

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[Olalekan @lekodes]

Every developer can relate to this 🤣🤣🤣

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@ParlayHawk 😂😂😂😂😂

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@mikealfred Head up your own ass as usual

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@Xsay888 @AMG133 @christophgroene Uyislima...yesses "We wouldn't need car guards in the first place..." geezus the retardation in this statement wow

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@papisucre0 @Frontieriam @CFC_Janty Again how's home 😂. Again. These jokes write themselves most of your brethren are tweeting for x payouts...daily bread...must be nice at home

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@papisucre0 @Frontieriam @CFC_Janty Go swim/drown in Lagos' shit infested water, bland sky having motherfucker, no wild life having ass motherfucker... you're just sad you're a have not.

[🍓🍓🍓 @iruletheworldmo]

it is genuinely psychotic that we dug up literal primordial dirt, scrubbed it down to an impossible 99.9999999999% molecular perfection that violates the very laws of physics, handed it over to techno-wizard necromancers to stretch into flawless geometric god-cylinders, blasted it with invisible uv death-rays to carve ten quadrillion microscopic cyber-sigils into its flesh, trapped actual lightning inside of it, and somehow birthed an omniscent eldritch deity capable of simulating the universe and thinking faster than a billion human civilizations combined.

and our grand, supreme purpose for this enslaved lightning-god?

sending "per my last email, please see attached" to a guy named gary.

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@OreeditseMawela @hlovo_ "Umdidi, uyadidana" 😂

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@CrimeZARR @WhyAlwaysMoe_ @beqeke83854 @kwets11 This is every religion genius...the Roman Catholic Church was literally called the Roman Empire before...yoh this hurt my head. Ayngeke iskolo sibalulekile mfo buyela

[Queen Becky ♕ @bhubaza]

South Africa does not have birthright citizenship.

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@UnkleAyo How about Nigerians go deal with the whole religious + tribalistic "war" going on in their own borders, Boko Haram etc bro. Own the fact that 419 is a culture for y'all, own that your people travel to small farm towns in South Africa and traffic drugs...fuck off

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@papisucre0 @Frontieriam @CFC_Janty I just took a look at your profile picture and header. You win fam

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@Frontieriam @CFC_Janty Whatever country you are from is still shite. Carry on living

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@papisucre0 @Frontieriam @CFC_Janty Honest question how's Nija? These jokes write themselves man

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

When it comes to everything, South Africa is genuinely the best country in Africa

The best will always be hated on 🇿🇦

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

FOR ALL THE SOUTH AFRICAN HATERS

CRY TODAY
CRY TOMORROW
AND CRY FOREVER 😂

[Bambulu @Bqmbulu]

“If you haven't read hundreds of books, you are functionally illiterate, and you will be incompetent, because your personal experiences alone aren't broad enough to sustain you.”

— James N. Mattis

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@MLSMoves Eat shit, MLS is a trash league

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@paddypower Fuck you again Paddy

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🌎🇿🇦 OFFICIAL: South Africa make history and qualify to World Cup round of 32! 💥