Courtney Upton

artist, executive, musician, surfer, I was born to lick 9-Volt batteries

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Is there anything better than breakfast for dinner? Well, I mean, probably a lot of things but damn, that is soooo good!

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@Jacobtheclipper They need to employ the balls/strikes challenge from baseball. If someone flops, the opposing player taps his head and they look at the replay and if it shows a flop, no foul.

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@ChipotleTweets - Will you be offering Chorizo again?

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Does anybody else take a handful of peanuts and throw’em in the mouth, promptly lodging one in the back of the throat, hence not being able to breathe? No? Just me? Ok

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Just...what if...Shedeur Sanders heads over to the Oregon Ducks for better O-line security? 🤩

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@blazers_palace 20-10-8

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I think @andrewdiceclay needs to play @vindiesel father in an upcoming movie, they have uncanny familiar facial features!

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So as I’m looking through a history book of Clackamas, OR, I came across this photo of Lot Whitcomb, a business man and politician who founded Milwaukie, OR. Does anyone know if Will Ferrell has an account here?

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@JoshMalina El Presidente'!!!

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@AaronChapman_ I wonder how that person feels, being called out for a limpy handshake. I think you're right with the civic duty, you call them out, they're not limp shaking anymore!!!

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@robertlong fuck you

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@jeremypiven my most successful tweet...

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@Thijs_Rovers Do you mean "Weak"? That's probably why I didn't respond 12 yrs ago, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@AaronChapman_ Listening now, albeit 12 years late but more than ever we need to make this world a better place...

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@AaronChapman_ Has Bespoke entered the list yet? Or is that a travesty? Sorry, I'm finally back on twitter/x/whatever this site is called now

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@sandchigger @JoshMalina Hello Lloyd!

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@TheNotoriousMMA needs to go Sylvester Stallone in Rocky IV and head to Siberia to train for 7 months, running through deep snow, doing crunches from the rafters and carrying large logs on his back and get the animal back in him that he had when he was first kicking ass!

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@JoshMalina They're not THAT old...well maybe except Brad, lol.

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@JoshMalina @Leopoldstadtbwy Very impressive arm movements!! I think you’d be a lock for a fill in to the jabbawockeez!

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@sarahjarosz I recently heard your song “Run Away” for the first time about 2 months ago and it immediately spoke to me. I tried out for the solo of your song in my Rock Voices band and won the solo!!! I’m so excited and LOVE this song!! A bit too fast but my first time audition!