My Retired 70 year old dream schedule
1. Wake up and make a Bloody Mary
2. Some laps in the pool
3. Tee time with the boys
4. Drinks at the 19th hole
5. Pop viagra and bang wife
6. Wake up meet boys at bar
7. Dinner , drinks and gamble
8. Movie with wife
9. Knock out
So embarrassing to smoke weed after age 18
It’s a drug for kids and losers
Once you’re an adult
Either quit drugs
Or switch to cocaine
You’re a 25 year old man smoking a “bong” and watching cartoons
YOURE A LOSER
Do cocaine and drink alcohol
Recipe for success.
All time take from PFT. If I just got drafted and they keep passing the phone to new people in the front office I’m getting pissed off. I’d really just like to get back to my party crack a beer and get my dick sucked.