Curating the Occult

British museum of the Occult is the premiere museum within the secret world. We maintain exhibits across the spectrum of the supernatural

[Curating the Occult @CuratorBMO]

Though I do wish we could share our world with them just to watch their expression as their brains are rendered into mush trying to figure out how to regulate ethereal customs and immigration

[Curating the Occult @CuratorBMO]

Rumors that brexit contain provisons that will hamper the museum or somehow control Agarthan gateway travel are false. Most are of course ignorant to the fact such things exist. Those who do dare not cross the Dame. #SWLRP

[Curating the Occult @CuratorBMO]

A number of staff keep suggesting a Haunted night in the museum sleepover type event. I tell them most are too old for sleepovers and those who are not might be too young for a haunted museum night. but still they push for it #SWLRP

[Atlas Obscura @atlasobscura]

Nestled into the woods at the end of an old service road is the crumbling ruins of the Little People Village of Waterbury, Connecticut. https://t.co/E0ubuJeo4I

[Curating the Occult @CuratorBMO]

Not the first time. The more impressive would be the bust that knows when to shut itself up

[The Editor @NewsInTheKnow]

[NEWS] Shakespeare Bust Starts Talking Riddles In Iambic Pentameter.

[Atlas Obscura @atlasobscura]

Etched into the side of these mountains are thousands of engravings of Ibex, meditating Buddhas, and other inscriptions, some that are nearly 2,700 years old. https://t.co/QsgqaSrTng

[Curating the Occult @CuratorBMO]

Applicants must also have adequate proofreading and spellchecking abilities. Leaving mistakes like gaduate in an official post is unacceptible

[Curating the Occult @CuratorBMO]

Do you know some newly gaduated beings that need an opportunity in the field of occult archeology and display? The BMO has two two year internships to help them get on their path. #SWLRP

[Curating the Occult @CuratorBMO]

Disclaimer: BMO is not responsible for and waviers free them from responsibility for Skin loss/recolouring limb disifigurement/loss/alteration time/space displacement and exposure to unsafe levels of cursed magics Other terms apply see application agreement for more information

[Curating the Occult @CuratorBMO]

Hard at work at the BMO as always. latest content we are preparing to reveal is an exhibit on the secret world and space exploration, as well as a smaller exhibit centered around recently recovered books and artifacts related to the Irish Potato famine and the filth #swlrp

[Atlas Obscura @atlasobscura]

This museum is nothing but cat art. https://t.co/zmTbvbPqsB

[Curating the Occult @CuratorBMO]

In discussions for more "engagement" to "enhance visibility if the museum to the (secret) world" no to my idea of spotlites and ads on the BBC or in the daily mail. But apparently they like the idea of a pub trivia night #swlrp

[Curating the Occult @CuratorBMO]

What better way to enjoy the holiday season than exhibits of secret monsters, cursed treasures, and stories about the many ends of the world at the hands of dark beings? #SWLRP

[Curating the Occult @CuratorBMO]

Claims that the museum uses human blood to keep a number of exhibits complacent is false. Museum charter ended such sacrifices in 1784. However sometimes you do need to patch up the foundation or wall and that cannot be done without a little blood sweat and tears #SWLRP

[Curating the Occult @CuratorBMO]

I dont care much for Turkey but considering how most field rations tasted, it was a godsend. Then we proceeded to get drunk on some Greek wine, and somehow smashed a poor farmers fence, letting about a dozen spooked goats loose.

[Curating the Occult @CuratorBMO]

I got to enjoy an American thanksgiving meal once. We were in Greece, stealing anchient artifacts under Thule noses There was a break in field work and the Blues doing what Blues do best conjured themselves up a real feast and were kind enough to share with the whole squad #SWLRP

[Curating the Occult @CuratorBMO]

I love kids. I love the wide eyes as the tour talks about how the draug use human bodies to reproduce, their screams when an animatronic arm reaches for them. The sticky mess their filthy hands leave on exhibits with explicit "Do not touch" signs. #SWLRP

[Curating the Occult @CuratorBMO]

The "filth" on our exhibits being not actual filth does not excuse you to eat said synthetic filth. It is still toxic. Also using it to dress oneself as an infected does excuse the museum from the harm that will follow. I hope you got a good laugh at your prank #SWLRP

[Curating the Occult @CuratorBMO]

The improved Sasquach exhibit does not contain any actual sasquach remains, it is one of the few exhibits to be entirely artificial. #swlrp

[Curating the Occult @CuratorBMO]

I admit I drool a bit hearing about reports of strange new beasts in Agartha. I wish I could go myself, no doubt they would be a great new collection for the museum #SWLRP