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Local hero fights bird infestation #cville

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[best dressed] 10:38AM
You were sitting outside the liquor store on West Main st. wearing pink sneakers and what appeared to be a linen tube top. I wanted to say I loved your dreaded pigtail buns, but you left before I could tell you. #cville

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For those who aren’t interested in breweries and trivia, a new batch of #Charlottesville events is up.

Highlights include:
ladies arm wrestling
art night
fashion shows
paranormal death metal

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Beautiful couch near barracks #curbiture

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@AliceAlgood You're so lucky to have Dan as your husband.

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@AliceAlgood Brilliant. You really captured the struggle with her mouth. Please, let me know if you want to sell anything.

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If Barbie went by Barbara would she still be Barbie?

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Dear Curbiture,
"I honestly don't know what to do about the homeless people downtown."
#Charlottesville
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[Best Dressed] 11:40am
You were wearing what looked like a cape, but was probably $429. You walked very slowly outside PawPrints. You're probably in your 70s, but you still wear black lipstick. You're too cool to ever melt from the sun. #cville

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@fictionalweb

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Robot Waitress @ ISO ISO Ramen & Bar
#charlottesville

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Rooster

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#charlottesville advice column:
"My coworker acts like a teenage girl."

[send advice questions to [email protected]]

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VA local politics
#charlottesville

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Best Dressed: 9:53AM ABC store on Main st.
You were wearing baggie jeans and a gauzy black dress over it. I thought you might have been an old friend, but you only looked like the 90s. That friend has kids now.
#charlottesville #Nirvana #curbiture

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Tried using Text-to-Video AI to generate a @BlueJays commercial and it...um...did not go well....🫤

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Researching local street artists: an interview with DJ Logan Garrett
#charlottesville

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[best dressed] 8:43pm
You drive a gold Toyota Camry. You were wearing a brown uniform and unloading 35 boxes of tampons into someone's house on 5th st. The pink contrasted nicely with the brown. Like a newer version of the '70s.
#curbiture

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Best Places to Eat for Under $6 in Charlottesville
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