Curby

GER/ENG | professional yapper | 24 | rat |
they/he |
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[Curby @Curbycat_]

what is going on in UK politics and can we have our own Count Binface to replace Merz, like yesterday??

[Curby @Curbycat_]

I wanna run a Pen & Paper campaign that's just set in a retirement home with a bunch of senior citizens having arguments with each other and you have to solve the mystery about who's stealing all the pudding cups or some shit

[Curby @Curbycat_]

wann reißen wir uns mal zusammen und protestieren wie die Franzosen? Die machen das immer so gut

[Curby @Curbycat_]

hard launching you into the baltic sea

[Curby @Curbycat_]

gerade ein Bahnticket für 5€ bekommen, das fühlt sich illegal an???

[Curby @Curbycat_]

can't believe climate change has broken me to a point where I think 25 degrees is nice and cool

[Curby @Curbycat_]

Lord, I'm one, Lord, I'm two, Lord I'm three, Lord, I'm four, Lord, I'm ZWANZIG GRAD VON MEINER GEWÜNSCHTEN TEMPERATUR ENTFERNT

[Curby @Curbycat_]

I genuinely don't know how I'll survive summers that keep getting hotter for the rest of my life, I'm already at my limit

[↟teppet↟↟ @tappsen]

hab gerade wetterbericht geguckt die meinten "die hitze kommt aus frankreich zu uns"" ??????dürfen die das?? sollen sie die hitze doch behalten hä?????? franzosen grrrr 😡

[ellen 🫧 @jjeonda_]

you cannot tell me that 36 degrees in germany is nice and that you love the summer, im dying and nothing is enjoyable in this heat

[Curby @Curbycat_]

I wanna learn how to tie a tie

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I saw a post on Reddit that said that “The underlying purpose of AI is to allow wealth to access skill while removing from the skilled the ability to access wealth.” And I don’t think I’ve ever seen AI described so incisively.

[Curby @Curbycat_]

Just finished my last day at my internship, why was this so emotional? I'm gonna miss those stupid kids so much wtf

[Curby @Curbycat_]

On my last week of my internship and I'm not gonna lie I'll miss it so much

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Is anyone else ever genuinely shocked when you find out you have an impact on someone's life? A coworker can be like "I've missed seeing you" and I'm just like "???? you?? missed me????? My presence has an effect on your daily experience???? I affect things??? Wh a t? ? ?"

[Curby @Curbycat_]

Das Universum hat mir diese Werbung geschickt, nachdem ich da gerade über 45 Minuten auf ne Tram warten musste, während ich nach der Arbeit kurz vorm mentalen und körperlichen Zusammenbruch stand 🫩

[joni 🦊 @joni_689]

Deutsche Bahn weiß wie man rage baited (ich warte schon seit über 1h)

[Curby @Curbycat_]

Happy T day to me ✨

[Curby @Curbycat_]

all the memes about DM prepping are real - yesterday I was STRESSING because I didn't finish planning everything for a location just for my players to not even get there and instead spend all their time in an area I mostly improvised

[Curby @Curbycat_]

@w00bee the world isn't magic but he has somehow managed to put his spirit into the journal anyways

[Curby @Curbycat_]

dude, we're getting the band back together apparently

[Curby @Curbycat_]

@w00bee my poor player has no idea what's about to hit him