Joe

[Joe @CuretJoe]

@HDCares no one at your store or 1-800 will let me exchange the $1,500 oversized shower enclosure for correct size, because I’m outside of the return window… any help here?

[Joe @CuretJoe]

walk into my shitty hometown gym

75 year-old man wearing durag gets 8 inches from my face and says,

"welcome to the belly of the beast.”

I fucking love this place

[Joe @CuretJoe]

@thelightdiet At long last

[Matt Maruca 🌞 @thelightdiet]

Announcing LUMIOS, the world's first human-friendly LED.

Powered by revolutionary Ra Incandescent LED technology, Lumios addresses the problems of conventional LED lighting.

1. excess blue light -> low / optimized blue light

• Conventional LEDs emit excessive blue light, threatening the eyes, chronically overstimulating the hormonal & nervous systems, and disrupting sleep and cellular repair.
• Lumios uses advanced LED chips and light conversion technology to smooth the spectrum, reducing unnatural blue spikes and offering a low-blue, hormonally neutral spectrum, which supports balance and rejuvenation.

2. near-infrared absence -> near-infrared enriched

• Conventional LEDs completely lack the near-infrared wavelengths which are essential for eyes, skin, and cellular health.
• Lumios utilizes advanced phosphor technology to emit significant quantities of near-infrared light, comparable to a traditional incandescent bulb, and more than any broadband visible LED ever made.

3. poor color rendering -> ultra-high color rendering

• Conventional LEDs emit a deficient spectrum which causes people and objects to appear pale, dull, and lifeless.
• Lumios’ broad spectrum offers the highest color rendering ever achieved with an LED — almost identical to a standard incandescent bulb — so you can experience people and objects in their true colors. Everything looks and feels better.

4. AC flicker -> flicker-free

• Conventional LEDs utilize cheap circuitry which carries AC voltage onto the light source, causing a rapid sub-perceptible flicker which has been linked to migraine headaches and cognitive disturbance.
• Lumios utilizes high-quality circuitry to remove AC flicker, allowing your brain and nervous system to relax — while allowing you to think clearly and perform your best.

5. excessive brightness -> multi-modal design
• Standard LEDs are typically far too bright, optimized for maximum brightness and efficiency rather than visual comfort.
• Lumios utilizes an advanced multi-modal design — compatible with standard light switches — providing you with optimal light for every space, setting, and time of day.

Lumios unifies the biological benefits of the classic incandescent spectrum with the technological capabilities of LED technology, making it the most advanced light ever created.

Experience a new light. Available now.

https://t.co/3J7o2NfXdK

[Joe @CuretJoe]

@TheEXECUTlONER_ @grok write out what he says in this video

[Joe @CuretJoe]

@SolBrah Right off the tap best.

[Luke Weaver @lukeweaver_eth]

hypertile

[Joe @CuretJoe]

@strangestloop Blue light blocking glasses that actually work. Better sleep and no more headaches has been worth every penny, I went with Ra Optics!

[Joe @CuretJoe]

@elonmusk Those are blue light blocking glasses by @ra_optics… Rick knows what’s up

[Joe @CuretJoe]

@TheFFBallers Alvin Kamara-Man Killer

[Joe @CuretJoe]

@Muhikejr @culturaltutor I’d highly recommend a pair of these daylight-lenses for nighttime driving:

https://t.co/dA1FRaBV2i

[Joe @CuretJoe]

@Maverik you’re still in my top 3 favorite gas stations, but I need answers on what happened to the sweet pork burrito recipe. This is urgent.

[Joe @CuretJoe]

you’re in her DM’s, I’m getting yelled at for accidentally buying parsley instead of cilantro again

[Joe @CuretJoe]

@Maverik just be honest with me, did you change the recipe of sweet pork burritos?

[Joe @CuretJoe]

Professor Mcgonagle is a gilf!!

[Joe @CuretJoe]

the mom from spy kids is a top tier milf

[Joe @CuretJoe]

dear enemies, please stop praying on my downfall. it’s working and I have not pooped in 4 days 🙏🏼

[Joe @CuretJoe]

I feel like everyone who works at Costco is so mature

[Joe @CuretJoe]

I’ve done a lot of stupid shit in my life but at least I never had a chin strap

[Joe @CuretJoe]

bryson took my last dangly cross earring does anyone have an extra