George Caine

Writer. Humorist. Earthling.

[George Caine @CuriousCaine]

@NickJFuentes Hahaha, you are such a whiny, little bitch 🤣🤣🤣

[George Caine @CuriousCaine]

When did @Delta become anti-family? Making parents with two restless little kids, two strollers, hands full of carry-ons with diapers and snacks wait until Zone 3 to board is cruel and doesn’t benefit anyone. It’s a safety hazard. Please change your policies!

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@elonmusk @billmaher Fuck off, Elon.

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@RepMTG Girl, you crazy.

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@redsteeze That being said, award shows are dumb and shouldn’t be maskless. Your question is still stupid though.

[George Caine @CuriousCaine]

@redsteeze That’s a stupid question. Award shows affect a small number of people and Christmas affects almost everyone.

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@GhostPanther Why don’t you band together with all the other mega wealthy celebrities who’ve expressed their sadness and buy the dome? Give back to the community that’s supported your work all these years #savearclight

[George Caine @CuriousCaine]

@DineshDSouza @tedcruz You must be tired from all those mental gymnastics.
P.S. You should still be in jail.

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@AnthonySabatini Talk about a highway to hell.

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@mtgreenee You are a psycho.

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@realDonaldTrump Of course it was the biggest subject, you dumb motherfucker! Was this before after you played golf, you fat fucking moron???

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@C_C_Krebs @realDonaldTrump This is called integrity.

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@MarcScaringi That’s a terrible photo which appears to show like four people. What a coup!

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@realDonaldTrump My god you are a huge fucking baby 👶🏻

[George Caine @CuriousCaine]

@realDonaldTrump Hahahahahahahahaha 😁

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@IKEAUSA is the worst place on the planet, especially during a #pandemic. They do not care about their customers.

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@realDonaldTrump Wtf are talking about?

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⁦@realDonaldTrump⁩ your neck looks like an aging hooker’s vagina #VaginaNeck #2020

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@realDonaldTrump With 3-1 networks covering your stupid lies and conspiracy theories, @JoeBiden still kicked your ass in the ratings 🤣

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@pattonoswalt #GOP distancing itself from @realDonaldTrump is way too little way too late. We must never forget how they betrayed our Democracy for partisan gain!