CuriousCreatures

1st time author of the brand new children's rhyming book Curious Creatures of Scotland. Live in Glasgow and owner of Rhyme or Reason. ❤✍

[CuriousCreatures @CuriousCreatu14]

@ClydeSSB

[CuriousCreatures @CuriousCreatu14]

Roses are red
And diamonds are shiny
On this freezing cold day
Part of Daz has gone tiny
@gordonduncan7

[CuriousCreatures @CuriousCreatu14]

What a night, what a feeling!❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[CuriousCreatures @CuriousCreatu14]

I've been away a while now
Did I hear the final whistle
I've kind of been in mourning
Since Mark Wilson went to Thistle

But the thought of Dazzler running
Made me want to write again
He's run some miles in his day
Mostly chased by angry men
@gordonduncan7

[CuriousCreatures @CuriousCreatu14]

Starks Park has had a name change
And the club could not be keener
So high above the entrance
Reads The Legend Daz Arena

Just like the Dazzler's story
This grounds past is rather murkey
It could do with a wee spruce up
Like his pending trip to Turkey

@gordonduncan7

[CuriousCreatures @CuriousCreatu14]

Mark wants the Daz to text him
Just to keep his tactics right
But Dazzler's mobile's busy
At that time on Friday nights

So just forget the Dazzler
And fight on til the last whistle
Cause Friday night means one thing
That's the mighty Partick Thistle!

@gordonduncan7

[CuriousCreatures @CuriousCreatu14]

He's got the invitation
And the wedding sounds like fun
If the Dazzler needs a partner
I could be his wee plus one

I don't mind to share a taxi
Have a nice wee drink or two
But I cannot get involved with
Those other things he likes to do
@gordonduncan7

[CuriousCreatures @CuriousCreatu14]

The train rolled out the station
As Dazzler took his seat
He tried to keep his head down
Just looking at his feet

He loves the trains our Dazzler
He's really got the bug
His favourite noise and pastime
He just loves the chug chug chug

@gordonduncan7

[CuriousCreatures @CuriousCreatu14]

The future is exciting
That A1 is just unreal
Intelligence is lacking
From the Dazzler I do feel

And he loves those 49ers
But that's not his favourite choice
If you simply add a 20
That's the number he enjoys

@gordonduncan7

[CuriousCreatures @CuriousCreatu14]

@ClydeSSB Obviously now all that's left to do is to meet the Dazzler. I'll be looking out for him!👀

[CuriousCreatures @CuriousCreatu14]

The Dazzler off the bevvy
Got a face that disnae move
He's made some resolutions
And he's in the new year groove

But he's not removed all vices
And I know this much is true
Cause I saw him with some students
In the queue for Bonnie Blue
@gordonduncan7
@ClydeSSB

[CuriousCreatures @CuriousCreatu14]

He was always good with numbers
As a young lad he would thrive
But he seemed to have a problem
When it came to number five

He just missed it out completely
Using less or sometimes more
And his favourite ever pop band
Was of course the Jackson 4!
@gordonduncan7

[CuriousCreatures @CuriousCreatu14]

I can't erase the image
It is seared into my brain
The Dazzler's use of language
Is outstanding once again

And all that I can think of
As he strides up Airbles Road
On his way to watch his heroes
Whilst in helicopter mode

@gordonduncan7

[CuriousCreatures @CuriousCreatu14]

#WorldMentalHealthDay

@gordonduncan7 @ClydeSSB

[CuriousCreatures @CuriousCreatu14]

A question for the Dazzler
What would I like to know
What things he finds relaxing
When he's home after the show

What is his favourite programme
Old school stuff like Life on Mars
Or does he like those shorter movies
Where kid on taxis are the stars??

@gordonduncan7

[CuriousCreatures @CuriousCreatu14]

The world has just stopped turning
Is the end upon us now
We just can't understand it
And we're all just asking how

A 10 on beat the pundit
Has he cheated we assume
Then he nearly pulled a hamstring
As he danced around the room

@gordonduncan7

[CuriousCreatures @CuriousCreatu14]

Yer show is just all clickbait
Sparking rumours left and right
Trying to get some callers
Just to fill yer show each night

The Dazzler's clearly had enough
Of people not being nice
So he's coming off his socials
And unfollowed Katie Price

@gordonduncan7
@ClydeSSB

[CuriousCreatures @CuriousCreatu14]

I'm back to bring more rhyming joy
Which makes me so excited
I know for sure my good old friend
The Dazzler is delighted

Cause he'll be here to set me up
And therefore I just cannae
Resist the urge to take the mick
Cause he's still a massive....favourite 😉

@gordonduncan7

[CuriousCreatures @CuriousCreatu14]

With the Dazzler loose in Munich
And a lager by his side
Adoring fans around him
He may find a brand new bride

He's been chatting up the locals
And has said to quite a few
Would you like to see my golf swing
Or my Theo Bair tattoo 👀

C'mon Scotland!🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@gordonduncan7

[CuriousCreatures @CuriousCreatu14]

@EDCouncil have introduced a scheme where they go round cutting all the grass but want you to pick it all up....they just haven't told anyone.🙄
Grass areas a mess all over the place. Guess our money doesn't allow for picking up anymore.
Maybe cannae afford their own green bins!