Every work meeting would turn into chaos when Wei Ying and Lan Zhan disagreed on something:
LWJ: I just feel we need more research…
WWX: We’ve done enough research! Let’s test it!
LWJ: You are reckless…
WWX: You are stuck in the past!
LWJ: You are…
LXC: Just kiss already!
WWX: Lan Zhan left me a voice message but the ending got erased. He said “Wei Ying I have to tell you that I…” What do you think he was going to tell me?
JWY: I would tell you that I hate you with every bone in my body.
WWX: Thanks so helpful.
JWY: I aim to displease.
professor LWJ who's somewhat of a mystery on campus. there are rumours that he's got a partner but he's such a recluse people have assumed "she" must be a housewife who doesn't much like attention
that is until graduation day arrives and the guest speaker on the stage +
LXC: What is going on? You missed the briefing.
WWX: Lan Zhan is in the storage cupboard.
LXC: Pardon?
WWX: Lan Zhan is in the storage cupboard.
LXC: This is…unusual.
WWX: Yup, he won’t come out, I’ve tried everything.
LXC: Lan Zhan? Could you come out?
LWJ: No.
“Did you hear? Lan Wangji is dating an intern!”
Lan Xichen almost choked on his tea as he listened to the gossip floating into his office. Damn his open door policy.
“I heard the guy is a total goof.”
“I thought Lan Wangji hated everyone.”
“I was an intern once…sigh…”
JWY: Where the fuck did you go last night?
WWX: Went through a wardrobe and ended up in a magical land where a snow queen tried to make me her slave!
JWY: You hooked up then?
WWX: Obviously I hooked up, I mean look at me, I’m adorable.
JWY: I didn’t hook up.
WWX: Naturally.
BTS' acceptance speech for Artist of the Year award at the AMAs!
🐨 ARMYS WE MADE IT ONCE AGAIN!!
🐨 Thank you, it's an honour to have this precious award once again after everybody done their military service
🐨 Like the legendary Buster Rhymes said +