Sexiest tom in the yard. Brothers are Macavity and Munkustrap. Mated to the sexy @BombshellBomba. She's all mine. @CrazyIndgoChild is my bestie. #ParodyAccount
@MistoPresto “Because Tugger is the greatest thing to ever happen in this world and as such it is an honour to hear his words and listen to him. So that’s why it’s your destiny.”
@MasterMiscreant Tugger lifted his paw and put it over the paper to push it down so he could still look at his older brother. “Hey, we’re brothers or haven’t you forgotten? Maybe you should start talking to at least one of us about what you’re up to.”
@MasterMiscreant “Oh come on, I’m just catching up my brother. Haven’t seen you in a while. Just curious as what you’ve been up to. Glad to see you’ve been more interested in diamonds than the jellicles.”
Tugger poked his head around the paper to look at the napoleon of crime.