Emma 💕💜🌸

she/her “Män som hatar kvinnor" Feminist / ADD / Dyslexic/ I art sometimes it happens ig:nerdygeekflower

[Emma 💕💜🌸 @Curiouser_Emma]

The appropriate neighborly cut off for fireworks is 1am on July 5th. Why is this still happening. Shut up before I start googling city ordinances.

[Emma 💕💜🌸 @Curiouser_Emma]

Having to google what year a specific season of the handmaids tale aired bc something in it actually kinda happened 😳😳

[Emma 💕💜🌸 @Curiouser_Emma]

Going to the rescue I got my cat from for a shot and a shelter worker looks at him “hey I know you” and then “you might be the father of my kittens” don’t ask him for child support he doesn’t have it. Apparently they were all girls.

[Emma 💕💜🌸 @Curiouser_Emma]

Hulk has to have one of highest kill counts of the avengers.

[Emma 💕💜🌸 @Curiouser_Emma]

As I’m trying to prevent a literal cat fight my upstairs neighbor is having the LOUDEST orgasm of all time

[Emma 💕💜🌸 @Curiouser_Emma]

Getting to name drop my best friend like “ACTUALLY I’m with MEGAN 😏” was pretty bad ass. Yes it was at the hospital infusion center does that matter? It worked. She’s a big deal there.

[Emma 💕💜🌸 @Curiouser_Emma]

@McGucciFlipFlop Boring.

[Emma 💕💜🌸 @Curiouser_Emma]

Things other people think are romantic: flowers and chocolates? Things I think are romantic: Odysseys killing 100+ men nude in a blind rage because they were going to hurt his wife, Mary Shelly keeping her husbands mummified heart in her desk drawer.

[Emma 💕💜🌸 @Curiouser_Emma]

My brain non stop since listening to #epicthemusical : KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN HE’S AIMING FOR THE TORCHES!

[Emma 💕💜🌸 @Curiouser_Emma]

I am in a grilled cheese restaurant (yes I’m white) and they were playing a song that wasn’t Wonderwall but sounded identical. Is this a build it and they will come situation?

[Emma 💕💜🌸 @Curiouser_Emma]

@McGucciFlipFlop This is literally not my fault

[Emma 💕💜🌸 @Curiouser_Emma]

I have lived in my apartment for four years. Apparently USPS marked me as vacant sometime since the last time I checked my mail meaning they didn’t deliver any election mail. Including my BALLOT.

[Emma 💕💜🌸 @Curiouser_Emma]

I haven’t been watching Agatha all along but I assumed “Teen” was Wiccan immediately… were people actually surprised?

[Emma 💕💜🌸 @Curiouser_Emma]

Wolverine is the ultimate girl dad.

[Emma 💕💜🌸 @Curiouser_Emma]

If you’re in JFK JetBlue terminal and debating between the pizza and the burger. Get the pizza.

[Kendall Roy Kent @NicoleRedness]

Wish I could go back to five minutes ago when I didn’t know why Neil Gaiman was trending

[Emma 💕💜🌸 @Curiouser_Emma]

Before I got a cat I would never have believed that having a 13 lbs weight lay on top of me and stick needles in my leg at 8 am would fill my heart with love yet here we are.

[Emma 💕💜🌸 @Curiouser_Emma]

Lessons learned today: 1. My cat probably can kill a mouse if he wants to. 2. Mice will bite you. 3. If you are bitten by a mouse… keep it the health department might want it. 4. A mouse bite is objectively a funny reason to be at UC and yea.. 5. you have to go to UC

[Emma 💕💜🌸 @Curiouser_Emma]

Yesterday a Deaf middle schooler tried to teach me to solve a rubix cube.

[Emma 💕💜🌸 @Curiouser_Emma]

The point in a new job where they just start treating you like you’ve always been there is so jarring. “Ahh can you take care of the Smickle Smxak?” I’m so happy you trust me. What are you talking about.