Ted Hutchings

A peculiar curiousity. Writer, Actor, sex positive Feminist, laughter enthusiast.

Wearer of bright clothes and surprising underwear. 70% Vegan, 30% Harmless.

[Ted Hutchings @CuriousityCubed]

@MartynWaites Huzzah! Wish I could have been there.

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@tazmuir @tordotcom That is the best reason for naming a child I've ever heard!

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@MisuEevee I had an inexplicably bruised pubic bone for ages, couldn't figure out why. Then a partner and I were getting bouncy and the causation fell into place. Still worth it.

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@MisuEevee

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Boris Johnson just opened the stable door and politely asked the horses not to bolt.

So the horses can make him some money.

After shutting the door too late in the first place, cos the horses were making him money.

#BorisHasFailed #COVID19 #borisspeech #BorisJohnson

[Charlie Baker 💛 @BakersTweet]

#COVID19 #borisspeech #StayAlert

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

There should be no return to work until it is safe to do so.

If work cannot be done safely, it should not proceed.

People must come before private profit.

[Ted Hutchings @CuriousityCubed]

@garethlpowell Absolutely beautiful.

[Maria McErlane💙 @mariamcerlane]

Hope this clarifies ......😳

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

The implicit underlying message of Boris Johnson's speech was:

Middle class professional? You can keep safely working from home!

Everyone else, back to work, and best of luck!

[David Stokes @Davidstokesx]

The population of England watching Boris's speech:

#BorisHasFailed #prerecorded #BorisJohnson #StayHome

[Ted Hutchings @CuriousityCubed]

Testify!!

[Ted Hutchings @CuriousityCubed]

This lil one. Tortoises get everywhere. But they're great for snuggles when you're ill.

Accepting name suggestions. https://t.co/1blaSz5DuG

[Ted Hutchings @CuriousityCubed]

It was a very special birthday for a very special aerial_aiya so I made her a lovely bag.

#birthdaypresent #Handmade #Diy #bag https://t.co/DxDycCQqmP

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@garethlpowell It must be a lovely creative partnership.

[Ted Hutchings @CuriousityCubed]

I used to dream about a livinng in a big house with a dungeon in the basement & a studio in the attic, somewhere with book shops, gym & vegan cafes a stroll away. Now I just want a cabin in the woods where noone can find me.

If I have a heart attack out there I'm screwed but hey

[Ted Hutchings @CuriousityCubed]

So that actually happened. Criminal. Literally criminal. Heartbroken.

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@garethlpowell How heavily does your agent influence your choices? I'm planning my next 4 books and without an agent I am making choices based on whimsy and guesswork.