chubby wubby 🤍✨♐️

Let’s go to the home of the hippo, it’s too promiscuous here.

[Kinai @Kinai_24]

Paperback is fine, thanks

[$ @jxtsummer]

all this shit just to die on a random day

[🤍🪡 @sadedavill]

bitch…call the police like wtf😒😭😂

[𐙚 @cantlovedave]

the silence after everything you were afraid of happening actually happened

[jade ⎊ SEEN SMBND 5X @dayamarvel]

“Do you wanna hold hands Jacob?”

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

you put 16 items on the table cashier gon ask if you want a bag like nah ima just shove all this shit up my ass

[ً @artfuIchaos]

Being sexually devoured and emotionally protected by the same person must feel so good.

[rodrick @randmtwtuser04]

if i were a manager i’d let my employees goof off and dick around while i sit in the back office and abuse substances

[D🧸♌️ @lifeofdess___]

my nigga need to be hungry for me #just like this I fear

[c ☆ @zendayathena]

i hate to side with a man but tom is 100% correct i’m cryignjfhdkdjd

[zara ⁴⁴ ¹² @brcdgerton]

i think for a second he thought so to

[this person @scarlet_rush]

I have 2 gamecubes that I could go turn on and play right now. They're a quarter of a century old.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

may you attract a peaceful non-avoidant lover with high sex drive.

[𖤐 𝐏𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫 𖤐 @Peterisrandom]

I joked about her cooking… she immediately threatened to break up with me.

[Ethical DJ 🌟👩🏾‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏿 @ebonyyempire]

I couldn’t be a director I’d get on here callin yall all types of idiots

[HERBRON JAMES @breebxby]

like i’m genuinely tired

[💫AstralWingz💫 @Zhane_Star]

I loved it when animated movies did creative weird things like turning the immune system into characters

[brenda ⚢ @deerf3mme]

texts between me and my 13 year old brother who is speaking way too loud while gaming with his friends

[Meg @heirmeg]

oh that’s discrimination boo congrats on your new fat check lol

[blue @blume_jamess]

And when Zendaya shows up wearing this Dior “Palladio” dress designed by Gianfranco Ferré for the final Odyssey premiere