Curly Fries

i'm Darren, i have curly hair and i'm really short so i carry a ladder with me everywhere i go [FAKE, NOT DARREN CRISS]

[Curly Fries @CurlyDarren]

@rikurr5 why so defensive?

[Curly Fries @CurlyDarren]

@rikurr5 crazy

[Curly Fries @CurlyDarren]

@rikurr5 ...crazy

[Curly Fries @CurlyDarren]

@rikurr5 *raises an eyebrow*

[Curly Fries @CurlyDarren]

@rikurr5 dont lie to her again, she's a bit crazy...

[Curly Fries @CurlyDarren]

@rikurr5 *slaps you* BAD RIKER, NO LYING TO GIRLS

[Curly Fries @CurlyDarren]

@rikurr5 girls dont like it when you lie to them

[Curly Fries @CurlyDarren]

@rikurr5 oh Riker, Riker, Riker...

[Curly Fries @CurlyDarren]

@rikurr5 dude, you told her that wasnt your first time when it was? i didnt know you'd told her that

[Curly Fries @CurlyDarren]

@rikurr5 um..?

[Curly Fries @CurlyDarren]

@rikurr5 how's things with Di?

[Curly Fries @CurlyDarren]

@rikurr5 well that makes sense

[Curly Fries @CurlyDarren]

@rikurr5 someone's happy

[Curly Fries @CurlyDarren]

@rikurr5 *clings* RIKURRRRRRR

[Curly Fries @CurlyDarren]

my boyfriend is so hot

[Curly Fries @CurlyDarren]

@rikurr5 you're so manly *jumps on your back*

[Curly Fries @CurlyDarren]

@rikurr5 *sneak attacks you from behind*

[Curly Fries @CurlyDarren]

RIKUR LUNCH

[Curly Fries @CurlyDarren]

@unGrant *does the same, still watching you*

[Curly Fries @CurlyDarren]

@unGrant *bites lip gently, admiring the view*