Cal they/them

Queer, they/them/sin/s', 23, pretty fucking weird but in a good way

Yes, I jerk my 6ft metaphysical cock off with my metaphysical left hand

[Cal they/them @Currently_Cal]

@___TJB__ Fuck yeah! Happy the world is looking up for you!

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

fuck the present, marry the future, kill the past.

[Cal they/them @Currently_Cal]

@theIouvrelorde Beautiful! Gorgeous! Impeccable!

[Cal they/them @Currently_Cal]

@ratfacemaggot Yo I got a paint by number canvas that you're more than welcome to paint over?

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I've started asking people the thought experiment "are there more doors or wheels on planet earth?". I don't really care about their answer, but the speed at which they ask ChatGPT allows me to assess how much I care about their thoughts and opinions on other matters.

[Eaaaw @Eaaaw]

หักมุมหัวทิ่ม

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

I’m glad I didn’t live in the Wild West because if they tried to hang me I probably would’ve cum my fucking pants in front of the whole town.

[Peaches / Smooth Voice @goochypie]

Attempting the watermelon crush for @American_Heart. Donate if you have the means to ❤️

[Cal they/them @Currently_Cal]

Mad respect to the "girlies" who let me hang out with them when I was awkwardly early for my flight 💙

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

The neurodivergent experience is talking about your brain as if it's a separate entity from your self

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I never give my dog any treats until I've tried them myself first.

[audrey @phlegmme]

Oh god… my yum. That’s my yum being yucked. They yucked my fucking yum. They know it’s my yum and they’re still yucking it

[Cal they/them @Currently_Cal]

Don't get me wrong "cat's in the cradle" is a good song, but if it doesn't make me cry every time

[Cal they/them @Currently_Cal]

@theIouvrelorde Potentially ask for some of the landing sweets? Unsure if available but is a consumable?

[Cal they/them @Currently_Cal]

@ratfacemaggot Fuck yeah!

[Cal they/them @Currently_Cal]

Didn't go to choir for the last 2 week cause pain flare, and now we have a fucking weekend session, and I don't actually know where my music is 🫪

[Cal they/them @Currently_Cal]

@theIouvrelorde I hope you're ready for the inevitable, for no reason hating yoghurt while you have some you just bought chilling in the fridge 😎👉👉

[Cal they/them @Currently_Cal]

@sammiebear2104 Impeccable!

[Cal they/them @Currently_Cal]

@ratfacemaggot I could also try. I've been working on both my software and hardware knowledge?

[Cal they/them @Currently_Cal]

I think I just actually burned 3 fingers, trying to stop pad noodle hitting the floor 😦