Japhetha Waitina

Jamathoga High class of '72,
Farmer, all round Twitter Expert, and Husband to many

[Japhetha Waitina @Currie_Powder]

"The man who watches the woman without declaring his intentions, ends up fetching water at her wedding."

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

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Keep betting

[JUST KINGS @JustKingss]

I can bet my kidney that Arsenal won’t win the EPL trophy. Crystal Palace will humble them.

Pep will win his last league title this Sunday before he says goodbye to City fans.

Bookmark this!!

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WE ARE THE ARSENAL!!!

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What the fuck Doku

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3 - 1

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Yaani we have been replaced to supporting Everton leo ndio city wachapwe 😭

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BAO!!!

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Hii mpira ikona magnet bana niaje inagonga hizi post hivi

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Wametunyima dogso

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Been holdong my breath for 45min. Hii kitu itanipea blood pressure

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Nairobi middle class hawasumbuliwi na hii. Wacha waskie XS ina face insolvency. Ndio utajua wanaume wanaeza changa pesa hii Nairobi.

[Pesa Wall @PesaWall]

Sabina Joy Bar and Restaurant is facing insolvency suit over alleged Sh1.4m debt owed to KopoKopo.

[Defense Intelligence @DI313_]

⚡🇺🇸 The US Navy has issued a warning to all vessels in the Strait of Hormuz, stating that any boat departing Iranian ports within the next two hours may face interception, boarding, and possible capture.

[Japhetha Waitina @Currie_Powder]

@CharlieOgada Please read the sentence again, sloooowlllly, then see if you understand it better

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@Safaricom_Care @SafaricomPLC Kindly share feedback on how someone who is outside Kenya, in a country where Safaricom roaming is not available is meant to log into the "My OneApp" using Safaricom Internet.

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Still waiting for this feedback @Safaricom_Care @SafaricomPLC otherwise do share a way in which I can move my funds from my Mpesa line to either Airtel Money or back to my bank

[Japhetha Waitina @Currie_Powder]

DSTV, KPLC and the Rain ealk into a bar.

The bartender asks, "is this a joke?"

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Thank you Arsenal

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Had such a vested interest in this response. Anyway I'm not laughing because it is funny, I am laughing because I can relate

[Waigoko Kimengemenge @jrobah]

Ukikunywa zile Yoghurt mbaya za Nakuru during stopover ya matatu halafu ushikwe na mharo njiani uambie dere asimame kando ya msitu ndio utajua umuhimu wa Vest

[Japhetha Waitina @Currie_Powder]

Hyena bafu ndani, ndo upatane na hyena nje

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

If you dnt fear hyenas there is a very nice place called kwa-mido behind KARI forest two bedroom is only 4500 ,lakini choo na bafu Iko innje.

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Wallahi South African criminals are now working abroad

[BRICS News @BRICSinfo]

JUST IN: 🇮🇹 Armed robbers attack cash-in-transit van on highway in southern Italy in broad daylight.