Japhetha Waitina

Jamathoga High class of '72,
Farmer, all round Twitter Expert, and Husband to many

[Japhetha Waitina @Currie_Powder]

"The man who watches the woman without declaring his intentions, ends up fetching water at her wedding."

[Japhetha Waitina @Currie_Powder]

Jeff wa Karanga Nywele

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In Muranga, this is what they call Jeff Koinange's hairstyle.

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There is a lady currently trying to respond to Antonelli's DMs from 2019 like she is a karate instructor 'hey hey hi hi hey hai hai hey"

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Kule Manchester pombe hii weekend yaonja mwarubanne

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Brighton have done the Lord's work

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@RobMacharia If the father gas a kikuyu surname be sure

[Japhetha Waitina @Currie_Powder]

Watu wanasema huyo mzee ni mjinga lakini hamuoni ile mchezo ilichezwo.

Alipea mtoto wake dowry ndio ajue, ndoa ikiwahi isha, lazima arudishie mzee pesa ndio mzee nayeye arudishie bwana yake.

Alisema "Stay in the marriage or pay back the dowry, literally".

[James @MrJamesKe]

Some things should remain between the people who know.

[Japhetha Waitina @Currie_Powder]

Ayari ni Hatari

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Nothing as humbling in Nairobi as getting into an infraction with a mathree, karao akikuja aone ni mathree ya OCS unaambiwa wewe mzee endelea na siku yako

[Kawangware Finest ™ - Geoffrey Moturi @cbs_ke]

Super Metro KDU 778 P overlapping on Pavements almost killed this bodaboda rider. But WE WATCH AND KEEP QUIET 🤫 because the Failed @ntsa_kenya is asleep....

[Japhetha Waitina @Currie_Powder]

Land Rover slander on my TL will not be tolerated. Water pumps don't just fall out of the blue. Shida ni mwenye gari. You can take a land rover to a mechanic, of you can take it to a technician. 2 different outcomes.

[Japhetha Waitina @Currie_Powder]

IYKYK

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

Let it be known that I'm neither looking for a lover nor casual sex here on Twitter. If at any point it seems like I'm over engaging your content it's just because your content is entertaining to me. I'm not flirting or hinting at anything, I don’t want you!

[Japhetha Waitina @Currie_Powder]

Watu wa kuitana brokies and wakora wa plateless lamborghinis in Nairobi are about to lay low mbaya sana

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 BREAKING: The Trump DOJ uncovered a MULTIMILLION dollar student loan fraud scheme perpetrated in part by KENYANS in America

These Kenyans were STEALING American identities, applying for student loans, then sending that money back to KENYA

SEND THEM ALL BACK. We DO NOT need these people here.

Multiple Kenyans have now been indicted by federal grand juries on SEVERAL federal charges, including theft of government money and aggravated identity theft.

American victims — some of which never went to college — were victims of this scheme, had their identities stolen, and their credit absolutely WRECKED.

These third worlders are absolute scumbags.

[Japhetha Waitina @Currie_Powder]

Hii homa ya Kamal ishindwo.

[Official Kenya Airways @KenyaAirways]

Tunajua manataka flypast pale Talanta on 5th Jan 👀✈️ Sasa tuipange ama? 😂

[Japhetha Waitina @Currie_Powder]

Across the pond dame yako pengine aingize bhangi kwa kenblest akikuja kukutembelea

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Nothing as bad as being in an uber trying to rush home to solve diarhoea then captain kahora hapa anaendesha ni kama akikanyaga mafuta the ndutus come to life. Pfft

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Mrembo ju ya senke anashinda akijifondle nywele unadhani ni ju anaji feel herself kumbe anaogopa karohuho kanaeza zindua matuta

[Japhetha Waitina @Currie_Powder]

Mwanamke ni kuficha aibu ya mzee

[Manchester United Women @ManUtdWomen]

Three more points in the Players Cup! 👏➕3️⃣

[Japhetha Waitina @Currie_Powder]

Lewis aliamua kuwa baba wa kambo hapa 🥲

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Kim Kardashian says her household goes on "lockdown" to keep her four kids away from news about her and Kanye West:

“My whole household knows what a ‘lockdown’ means if I text it. Like, ‘We’re on lockdown.’ No TVs, just movies. No radio, just plug in a phone for music in the car. Not even, like, Sirius XM, because they talk about current events in real time. It’s like, They don’t have to be a party to this.”

🔗: https://t.co/2WbKHOiFjY

[Japhetha Waitina @Currie_Powder]

Yaani time ya ile kesi tulishinda tukiita ule jamaa komodori 😂😂

[Lily Revin @LuckyRevin]

The HELLLL??!! 😭😲 Who approved these English pronunciations?! What happened to all the letters in the middle? The silent letters are just unpaid extras then??😭💀🫠

[Japhetha Waitina @Currie_Powder]

@mwabilimwagodi2 Economy so bad under mtukufu lies we can't even afford to crack jokes any more