Munch

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Creeping thistle is my nemesis #ImOldNow

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Summer clothes, fall clothes, summer clothes, winter clothes, spring clothes, winter clothes and jacket

Mother Nature needs to get her shit together!!!

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FREE CHIPOTLE BURRITO ANSWERS

Entree: Salad
Rice: White Rice
Beans: Black Beans
Protein: Double steak
Salsa: Roasted Chili-Corn Salsa
Toppings: Cheese + Fajita Veggies
Extras: Cilantro Lime + Queso

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Even though we had cheesesteaks over the weekend, when I told the fam that it was National Cheesesteak Day today, they told me to run it back and make them again! Whiz-Wit…Order Up!!

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Ok I’m not insane but the mayo I get from delis and restaurants is not the same I can get at the grocery store, is it?? It’s sooo much better!!!!

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I was cutting up lettuce for salads and ended up slicing a chunk of my fingernail off. Blood everywhere. All I’m saying is slicing into cake has never did me this dirty….

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I really thought dogs chasing cars only happened in cartoons…. New dog says “Gimme them tires!” 😆🤯

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I think I sing the song Teenage Dirtbag louder now than when it came out decades ago

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If there was an Olympic sport on how fast it takes to forget someone’s name after an introduction, I would win Gold 🥇every….single….time….

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I think I’m more pissed off today than I was yesterday at the Eagles loss! #FirePatullo

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It’s only January 5, and I’m already saying to myself “serenity now”

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Not once have I ever purchased a cinder block. They just show up when required, right??

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Anyone else have a “I can wear these clothes again when I finally lose that damn weight I’ve been trying to” section of their closet?

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I can literally tell the time of day depending on amount if heart burn I have at any given moment

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I am now of the age to declare my favorite @MichaelBuble Christmas song. Do I get to choose my own or is one assigned to me?

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Oh god…. It happened…. I don’t know how but I have a favorite burner on my stove

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You know what’s nice being up since 4 am? Watching Braveheart uninterrupted. I’ll have the theme song in my head for the rest of the week!

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If you don’t get a cheesesteak when you’re in the city, did you even Philly bro?

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The small power trip I get when I stop 10-15 people on their automotive journey just so I can cross the street, is a tiny delight in my day

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Somehow saying that “I walked a 5k” sounds better than “I walked 3.1 miles” 😆