Fae

[Fae @CursedBotanist]

uhh the sass? IM SORRY I GUESSED U

[Fae @CursedBotanist]

girl why would you ask me that

[Fae @CursedBotanist]

as soon as i unlocked mr mime in pokopia he started feeling up my ditto and being general creepy

so naturally i tunneled straight down into a volcanic mountain and am making him a tiny prison where he will never see the light of day again

[Fae @CursedBotanist]

@vaxildanenjoyer @profdekarios let us romance Dammon (fuck the VA tho)

[Fae @CursedBotanist]

I’m gonna fuckin crash out

[morinconspicuous worm thrall @MINRATHOU]

Baldur’s Gate is set to become a TV series at HBO, helmed by Craig Mazan from The Last of Us.

Show will continue the story of Baldur’s Gate 3 and those characters.

Early casting has already started, with Chris Pratt in talks to play Astarion.

(Source: @deadline)

[Fae @CursedBotanist]

@_noppan_ @exilediaz I’m not positive but it looks like Life is Strange 2

[★ COWBOY ★ VIOLETT ★ @taroviolett]

Sona: I heal with music

Soraka: I heal with the power of the stars

Nami:

[Fae @CursedBotanist]

new copypasta just dropped

[luumi | twitch.tv/luumittv @luumittv]

playing enchanter is like being a good girlfriend

you buff him up.

keep him alive.

make him look better than he actually is.

and he takes all the credit.

you're the reason he's hitting those numbers.

you're the reason he survived that dive.

you're the reason he's not 0/4 in lane.

but who gets the honors?

who gets the "adc diff" in all chat?

him.

meanwhile you're sitting there with 2 deaths, 20 assists,

and a vision score higher than everyone else's combined.

you literally kept this man alive for 30 minutes straight.

you do his laundry. remind him to eat. manage his entire emotional state.

make his life 10x easier just by existing.

and when things go well? "yeah i've been working hard lately"

no you haven't. she's been working hard. you've been getting buffed.

the worst part? you can't even be mad.

because when you do it right nobody notices.

that's the whole point.

you make it look effortless.

you make him look like he's doing it all himself.

good support is invisible. good girlfriend energy is invisible.

the moment you stop? the moment you let him 1v2 for one fight?

suddenly it's "where were you" and "diff" and "why didn't you heal me"

they don't notice what you do until you stop doing it. then suddenly they realize they can't function without you.

every enchanter main knows this feeling.

you're not the carry. you're the reason there is a carry. and that's the most thankless job in the game.

and in everything else.

study the luumi way.

[Fae @CursedBotanist]

flashback to when I told my sister I lost my virginity and she made it her status on Facebook

[꩜⋆˚｡ Rae⋆୨୧˚ @femmesims_]

MY LITTLE SISTER JUST CAME OUT TO ME!!!!!

[sav ♡ @savvystarz_]

snltwt after hearing bowen yang is leaving snl:

[lexa @babygoesaway]

crying over an snl sketch oh bowen yang the king that you are

[Fae @CursedBotanist]

I just watched the episode and I’m out here bawling over Bowen yang what the FUCK

I NEED MY FAVS TO STOP LEAVING SNL I CANT DO TS

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

Bowen Yang ending his 7.5-year SNL run in tears while singing with Cher and Ariana Grande...it doesn't get much better than that. icon

"This place will always be home, but it's time to go."

[kie @criminalplaza]

bowen yang final snl sketch

[Fae @CursedBotanist]

@Nicosaesthetic @Luanmrb @milfcultist @steviesmother what, you don’t appreciate complete strangers confidently psychoanalyzing you?

[Fae @CursedBotanist]

PEOPLE ARE RUINING THEIR RELATIONSHIPS AND BECOMING ABSOLUTELY UNBEARABLE BY THINKING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS OMNISCIENT holy FUCK

[Fae @CursedBotanist]

FUCK AI, FUCKING STOP CONSULTING CHATGPT FOR EVERYTHING IT’S MAKING EVERYONE UNBEARABLE AND FULLY STUPID. DONT ASK YOUR CHATGPT WHEN YOUR SISTER WITH CANCER IS GONNA DIE OR WHAT COLORS TO WEAR TO A WEDDING AND THEN FIGHT THE BRIDE BC THE CLANKER SAID GOLD SUITS YOU BETTER