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𝖠𝗇𝖽 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗁𝗎𝗆𝖺𝗇 𝖻𝖾𝖼𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝖺 𝖯𝗈𝗄é𝗆𝗈𝗇. 𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗅𝖽'𝗌 𝖻𝖺𝗅𝖺𝗇𝖼𝖾 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝖻𝖾 𝗎𝗉𝗌𝖾𝗍.

[ɢᴇɴɢᴀʀ @CursedGar]

“ᴀ ᴛʜᴏᴜsᴀɴᴅ ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴘᴀss ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ sᴛɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ sᴀᴍᴇ! ᴋᴇᴋᴇᴋᴇʜ!!”

› sғᴡ ᴡ/ ᴅᴀʀᴋ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇs.
› sʜɪᴘs ᴡ/ ᴄʜᴇᴍ.
› #ᴘᴋᴍɴʀᴘ #ᴘᴍᴅʀᴘ #ᴍᴠʀᴘ

› ᴡʀɪᴛᴛᴇɴ ʙʏ: #sʜᴀʀᴋɪᴇᴍᴜɴ 🦈

♡﹢⇌

[ɢᴇɴɢᴀʀ @CursedGar]

@ToSleepAndDream “You think I wanna be friends with you? After you called me fat for no reason.”

He folded his arms and huffed.

“A lot of people like me, and those that do usually don’t call me fat, and then say they’re just being honest.”

[ɢᴇɴɢᴀʀ @CursedGar]

Falls on top of the reader.

[ɢᴇɴɢᴀʀ @CursedGar]

“There. Now you’re cool. Act like it.”

[Neku Korosaki @PokeStarFire]

It lands on his head.

,"eh?"

[ɢᴇɴɢᴀʀ @CursedGar]

@FerretPokemon “Oh, it’s you. Kekeh, sure I don’t mind going swimming with you.

But… You gotta wear the hat I gave you, or no deal.”

He folded his arms.

[ɢᴇɴɢᴀʀ @CursedGar]

“It’s so damn hot now…

Anyone up to go swimming or something?”

[ɢᴇɴɢᴀʀ @CursedGar]

He can do that too-!

…

Nevermind.

He just fell on his face.

“…Ow.”

[🜲 @WxlfOfLight]

Hitting the sickest tricks you’ve ever seen on his skateboard.

[ɢᴇɴɢᴀʀ @CursedGar]

-they don’t then…

I dunno, beat them up.”

[ɢᴇɴɢᴀʀ @CursedGar]

“…Oh. Kekeh, sorry, I haven’t figured out how to do that yet.

You might be able to fit a few berries in there though!”

He took off his own hat and pulled out an Oran Berry.

Like that’s the same as money appearing-

“Anywaaays, yeah people with totally respect you. And if-

[𝐕𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐝 — @FerretPokemon]

❝ I was hoping for money to appear in my pockets. Buuuut… I guess respect is needed nowadays. ❞

Adjusting his hat. Now it fits perfectly on the Shiny’s head!

[ɢᴇɴɢᴀʀ @CursedGar]

…Frown.

“Well… What do you mean? Isn’t being cool enough of a reward?

Keh, you’ll get more people to respect you~!”

[𝐕𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐝 — @FerretPokemon]

❝︎ What’s in it for me if I really wanna be cool like you? ❞

Head tilt. Putting the hat on his head.

[ɢᴇɴɢᴀʀ @CursedGar]

Hey @FiredUp_Fighter would you wear this if I got you one 🥺🥺🥺

[ɢᴇɴɢᴀʀ @CursedGar]

@dreamingism “…Well. I’m condensed gas. I’m basically a cloud, a big purple cloud wearing a hat.

So it’s not like I’m weightless or anything.”

He stretched up, before slouching down again.

“I mean it’s not like I meant to fall on you, this is just where I ended up teleporting.”

[ɢᴇɴɢᴀʀ @CursedGar]

@ToSleepAndDream “Well guess what? I could be *real* honest about how I’m feeling about you right now, but I know when to keep my mouth shut.”

Huff.

He did a dismissive hand wave.

“Whatever, just don’t hang around here, got it?”

[ɢᴇɴɢᴀʀ @CursedGar]

“Kekeh, yeah it is.”

Standing proudly.

“Now you’ll ALWAYS be as cool as me if you wear it.”

[𝐕𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐝 — @FerretPokemon]

❝︎ I like it! ❞

Taking it off, looking at it.

❝︎ . . .Is that your face? ❞

[ɢᴇɴɢᴀʀ @CursedGar]

“So… What do you think?”

[𝐕𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐝 — @FerretPokemon]

Snatches that shit and puts it on.

[ɢᴇɴɢᴀʀ @CursedGar]

@ToSleepAndDream “Fat?? That was uncalled for, it’s not like I called you a little pint sized rat.

Not until now at least.”

Groan.

[ɢᴇɴɢᴀʀ @CursedGar]

@ToSleepAndDream “…I made out of GAS, you know that right? This shouldn’t be that hard.”

Rolling his eyes, he grab the rodent(?) and pulled him right up.

[ɢᴇɴɢᴀʀ @CursedGar]

Throws this hat at the reader.

[ɢᴇɴɢᴀʀ @CursedGar]

“How’s it feel that you’ll NEVER be as cool as me?”

[ɢᴇɴɢᴀʀ @CursedGar]

@dreamingism “…Sheesh, Zeni.

Do you gotta scream in my ear like that?”

He stood up, rubbing the side of his head.

“I mean, I’m basically made of gas, so that shouldn’t have hurt too much.”

[ɢᴇɴɢᴀʀ @CursedGar]

@ToSleepAndDream Blink, blink.

“Hey, dumbass.

What are you doing here? Everyone knows this is where I like to relax.”

[た @gmpwwwpd]

#pokemonfanart