The Cursed Judge

self-described straddler

[The Cursed Judge @CursedJudge]

this is the best video i have ever made, please watch

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ripping fat blunts with hennessy kissinger

[pawle @lofrotomy]

at mcdonalds ordering a nothingburger and killing myself

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ock

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@halberries lmao

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@halberries HI

[pawle @lofrotomy]

Mount Eerie at a "title a song or album the word "'the' and a noun" contest when he gets 3rd place and realizes he's late to the "make song titles from the first person perspective" contest down the block, where his 2nd place award is accepted on his behalf by Kendrick Lamar

[pawle @lofrotomy]

what if smosh were called smooch and they kissed eachotjer

[The Cursed Judge @CursedJudge]

listening to In The Aeroplane Over the Sea, gay as fuck, just wafting and or shitting out this swag

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FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. FUCK!!! FUCKK!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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brrg heaaa .f fff. ffffffffffff. fAAA

[The Cursed Judge @CursedJudge]

smoking salvia every day to find the clock demons and fuck them up

[The Cursed Judge @CursedJudge]

me when something good happens to me: haha!!! yes!!! yes!! i love this!!!

me when something bad happens to me: fuck!!!! no!!!! no!!! i hate this!!!

[The Cursed Judge @CursedJudge]

you can measure how annoying a music fan is to be around by how often they insult yoko ono. if the number is above 0 in their entire life, they're fucking annoying

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hawk tuah, etc

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my grandfather died in WW2 so that i could say hawk tuah and other such shenanigans

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doing an editing livestream is the highest form of vanity. nobody wants to fucking watch that. you are not that entertaining. the only reason someone would be present for that is if they use your stream for entertainment habitually.

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don't LIKE this tweet. don't RETWEET this tweet. don't fucking LOOK at this tweet. i don't LIKE you. i don't WANT you here. LEAVE.

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they're adding wokenouns to gaycraft. im so fucking excited

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i love academically dense shitposting