Curtis McSwagger

Freedom, love, responsibility.

[Curtis McSwagger @CurtHunter]

You know it's too hot when you flip your pillow over to get the cold side AND ITS WARM ALREADY!!!! BAH!!! #firstworldproblems still mad tho

[Made In Canada @MadelnCanada]

She's looking pretty damn good for 148. #CanadaDay

[Curtis McSwagger @CurtHunter]

They say the early bird gets the worm but so does the bird that gets outta bed at 1pm because there are plenty of worms out there believe me

[Curtis McSwagger @CurtHunter]

@courtalexandra7 before the new one comes out we should watch them all! #epic #fastbeerfurious

[Curtis McSwagger @CurtHunter]

Watching Friends is even funnier than the first time I watched it all the way through 10 years ago! #iwas13 #NowIGetIt #adulthumor

[Bodybuilding.com @Bodybuildingcom]

RT if you know that feel #bestself #bodybuildingcom

[Curtis McSwagger @CurtHunter]

If I have to wear sunglasses at 6:00 A.M. That means your H.I.D.'s are too £$&@%^} bright bro!!! #dbags #carproblems #1stWorldProblems

[Dallas Smith @dallassmith]

VERY EXCITED to announce that I will be performing the kick off at this years Grey Cup in my hometown! http://t.co/QQKWLGXYUj @CFL @BCLions

[Dallas Smith @dallassmith]

Missed my flight home because a wasp was on the plane. I've never hated a wasp more than right now. #asshole

[Curtis McSwagger @CurtHunter]

Credit cards are amazing!!!! And also evil..... #shopndrop #$$$ #ohno

[Curtis McSwagger @CurtHunter]

When you hear Johnny Reid on the radio the idea of shooting oneself suddenly becomes less of a horrible idea #BangBang

[Curtis McSwagger @CurtHunter]

I always seem to forget how bad my memory is....hhmm

[Curtis McSwagger @CurtHunter]

Emptied my vehicle's swear jar...now I can buy CHINA!!!! #IdiotsEverywhere #drivinglessons #iflookscouldkill

[Curtis McSwagger @CurtHunter]

Definitely didn't NEED a hash brown this morning from McD's but you get more chances at monopoly sooooo.....yeah #yougotmemonopoly #mcdicks

[Curtis McSwagger @CurtHunter]

@courtalexandra7 whaaat?! But 4:15 am is probably the best time to wake up at (as I found out this morning 😜). #sarcasm #iactuallyagree

[Curtis McSwagger @CurtHunter]

I talk to myself so often while driving that I've started doing the same thing when I'm shopping #lookatthatguytalkingtohimself #sanityprobs

[Curtis McSwagger @CurtHunter]

Who knew that driving to work at 4:50 AM could be so pleasant! #noidiotsinfrontofme #happydriving #earlybirds #NoDrama

[Curtis McSwagger @CurtHunter]

@courtalexandra7 that is probably the best thing I've heard all day haha. #subtletwitter #hints

[Curtis McSwagger @CurtHunter]

Every time I hear "You're gonna fly" by KU I think of @courtalexandra7 #fox40 #lifeguardonduty

[Curtis McSwagger @CurtHunter]

@courtalexandra7 if you wanted a crazy 8-pack we could go for beverages and superset your cough with lots of laughs 😜 #laughsforabs #gains