🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Curt 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

25 // @MemGrizz 🏀 @NHLBruins @CardiffDevils block 1 🏒 🏳️‍🌈

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Curt 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @CurtStephens00]

As the EIHL season is coming to an end…

A thread 🧵 of the worst takes and most outrageous tweets of the 2025/26 season

(Send me any more through DM)

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Curt 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @CurtStephens00]

My neighbour rolled up yesterday in his new car.

A huge jeep, on motability.

What a piss take 😂😭

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Curt 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @CurtStephens00]

Tough one that is. I’m gonna take a wild guess and say Tokyo

[TriggerHub Sheffield Steelers @steelershockey]

Steeler Dan is on holiday… But where has he gone? 🤔

#SteelersHockey

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Curt 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @CurtStephens00]

@cardiffdevils I hope there’s more to come, we’d be a bit shit otherwise

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Curt 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @CurtStephens00]

@Layo_FH In Wales they have to be displayed by law, which isn’t a bad thing, although some try to bend the rules by putting them behind signs/up high

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Curt 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @CurtStephens00]

I’d be through the queue by the time that thing loads

[Andrew Hyde @OnlineHyde]

Anyone wondering what the wait times are at Disneyland right now?

[Team GB Ice Hockey @TeamGBicehockey]

🇬🇧 Final score vs. Germany ⤵️

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Curt 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @CurtStephens00]

@MarkHowsham @Tesco If you go to a checkout with your clubcard, or tell them the amount that you spent they can print the receipt, I have to do it a lot lol

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Curt 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @CurtStephens00]

Absolute woke nonsense that there isn’t a
“We fought, but results elsewhere confirm our relegation to @SkyBetChamp” tweet

[West Ham United @WestHam]

Full-time.

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Curt 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @CurtStephens00]

Absolutely ambitious 4p accumulator for the final day ✅

I’ve not gambled in ages but had 4p left so why not 😂

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Curt 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @CurtStephens00]

I’m doubting that this is actually a parody account

[HockeyWatchUK @HockeyWatchUK]

🚨BREAKING: Nottingham Panthers have signed 30-year-old netminder Mat Robson from the Coventry Blaze.

The dual-national who was born in Canada ended the season with a .918 SVS%.

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Curt 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @CurtStephens00]

Given most of the points are going to neighbours, it’s quite simple - the UK just has to move north-east a bit. If we all get in the sea and give it a push we could do it

#eurovision
#eurovision2026

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Curt 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @CurtStephens00]

LOOK MUM A POINT #eurovision

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Curt 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @CurtStephens00]

“UK VIEWERS CANNOT VOTE FOR THE UK ENTRY”

Wasn’t planning on it anyway

#eurovision

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Curt 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @CurtStephens00]

I feel sorry for every country that isn’t the UK because they don’t get Graham Norton #Eurovision

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Curt 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @CurtStephens00]

Italys song is a bop #Eurovision

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Curt 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @CurtStephens00]

@superTV247 We’ve had worse but still a bit shit

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Curt 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @CurtStephens00]

Lithuania #eurovision2026

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Curt 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @CurtStephens00]

@AdamRP89 @Simmsey19 The opposite, he’d love to have Joey on the team

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Curt 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @CurtStephens00]

I’m actually so shocked.

I’ve not watched the Grizzlies that much the last couple of seasons, but Brandon was a player who had huge potential. He was set back by injury a fair bit, but when he played, damn he played.

Rest in peace, Brandon.