Curtailed Cop Car

2013 Dodge Charger Pursuit. Gemini. Part time troll, full time badass. Driven by @FoxCurtailed

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Well, it's been fun, but I'm glad I got to exist as a gas muscle car before they disappeared

I've mixed feelings about their plans of "amplifying the exhaust" of electric vehicles

I've always been a bigger fan of "Show" than "Tell", and certainly not "Yell"

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<wakes up from hibernation>

<looks at the current gas prices>
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@Corgionwheels @FoxCurtailed @CurtailedComic

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@RookieCityCop I'll take my chances. If they jump into me while I'm running I have my ways of dealing with them

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@Mandy_Seley @sulaimandoodle Please don't let them damage my paint.

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Remember, @FoxCurtailed binoculars are by the apple throwers!

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Starting in 50 minutes!
@FoxKeegan go get your shower!

FINAL ACT!

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Remember: you left your binoculars near the trampoline!

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Streaming #HelloNeighbor tonight in

SIXTY MINUTES

at https://t.co/tcJoY2h974
@Mandy_Seley should be in the chat!

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@Firefly_Wolfy No.

I'm a car who has furs

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@tigerknight @CurtailedComic @joshhamwright @the_gneech @ozfoxes I've peaked

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How I'm going to prepare for the upcoming post-corona wasteland
https://t.co/yNHwCa1Nth

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Last night, Daddy learned why he doesn't let other people mess with me. Some half drunk moron set off my alarm. Twice!

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Daddy's got some Halloween shenanigans planned for tonight!

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Whats your theme song? I'm torn as to what mine is. I'm leaning towards Ram Jam's Black Betty, but my owner may have a preference otherwise.

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Sitting outside Giant foods
Some kids walking in the store and I hear him start singing
🎶Somebody call 9-1-1!

My driver like:
Shawty 🔥 burning on the dance floor!

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@Doc_Wolverine This one's pretty terrible

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@OverheardOnDuty @countyk9guy If I could still be offended, I would be offended.

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@CarUnmarked So, what you're sayin' is, you're not havin' a g'day, mate?

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"Bad Boys" by Inner Circle

But for some reason no one has ever called the police.

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What's your go-to tune for showing off your car's sound system and making your neighbors call the police because its 2am and they're tired of hearing Africa by Toto?

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@Aviation_Intel I don't see the problem here.
We're very special.