Curtis Rotheiser

Chicago. Tweets mostly about the White Sox, Bulls, and Bears. Georgia Bulldogs is my squad.

Live Simply So Others May Simply Live

[Curtis Rotheiser @CurtisChipotle]

Sometimes you have to step back and appreciate the times when the tummy feels good

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.

[Curtis Rotheiser @CurtisChipotle]

Baseball karma is the only karma I believe in and Cleveland will come to regret this

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

Coming soon to the South Side.

#GuardsBall | #StandGuard

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@DavidPawlan He wanted to be right 4 times a day instead of 2. You know... broken clock and all

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I claim a lot of places as my own, but the South is not one of them.

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Got my numbers crossed but you know what I mean

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Just called in overtime. You're welcome

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Retiring from being a Tier 1 hater. Going out on top

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You can tell how good a festival is going to be by its bathroom situation

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I'll give you an Aloha, but a Howdy will always feel more natural

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Bananas are the craziest fruit. Here's a thread with reasons why:

[Curtis Rotheiser @CurtisChipotle]

Year of the Snake, baby!

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Might have epilepsy

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Cheaper by the Dozen is a great film. Always have to feel for lil Mark.

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@JCole_Prince Haha clever thank you for sharing

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What bite of an apple is best? Sound off in the comments ⬇️

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

The #WhiteSox have acquired C Kyle Teel, OF Braden Montgomery, INF Chase Meidroth and RHP Wikelman González from the Boston Red Sox in exchange for LHP Garrett Crochet.

All 4 players are rated by https://t.co/JcyGHUs2CX among the Top 15 prospects in the Red Sox organization.

[Noah Berk @noah_berk297]

@CurtisChipotle Thanks for keeping me in check. My new years resolution is to keep you out of my Instagram DM’s as much as possible. Other DM’s are open tho 🤝🏼

[Curtis Rotheiser @CurtisChipotle]

My little passion project is sliding into my homies' DMs when they post an Insta story and just shitting on them to make sure their ego stays in check

[Curtis Rotheiser @CurtisChipotle]

Tryna listen to some live heavy metal music right now

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Why don't they merge the alarm and calculator apps into one so I stop clicking on the wrong one?