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Chill, laid back, and savage, rugby player

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Early Indigo Plato Pokemon battles were Prime! It made me fall in love with Kingler.

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Petty twitter Curty about to step into the ring again.

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Crazzzzyyyyy

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Fun fun funnnnn

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I’m really only into baseball for the butts and forearms.

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Enjoy those shitty Jell-O shots

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Finding a place to live is hard when all of Cantons landlords only want female tenants. It’s literally 70% of what is listed.

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A 27 year old tonight “I’m pushing thirty” SHUT UP lol

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What the actual fuck lol

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Am I too old to know what punch monkey is?

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How are you gonna ask for my tooth back when I paid for it!?

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I went to bed at 2:15 am. WHY AM I UP AT 6AM!?

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I know I haven’t tweeted here since 2025, but random thought. The original cartoon female baddie. Deputy Mayor Callie Briggs. Thank you #swatcats

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Some little in the closet twerp just called me “older”. Boy you can’t even honest with yourself. Being “closer to your 40’s than your 20’s” isn’t older, but if it was at least I’d be honest and happy with myself. Lol

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I get to play DND for the first time since may tomorrow and I’m so amped and excited to play and learn a character I made on my own!

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I’m starting a new chapter in my life, on where I take better care of myself and prioritize. To the friends who have supported me. I thank you.

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I wish this body would pick between large and XL.

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What feels like a nightmare is actually a reality and I wasn’t dreaming at all. 😩

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“I said baby where are you now when I need you most? I’ll treat you better than I did before. Sorry that I broke your heart”
Yes I’m still listening to The Weeknd line up.

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If I’m making fake arguments while I’m in the shower with someone. I in fact don’t like you at all.