Curtis_Menezes | eLdEn LoRd

roses are red, everyone scream, my life's a joke and I'm the meme

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All these electric car / bike concepts look cool and all, but it will be a sad day when fuel based cars & bikes are banned for good🥲

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Call me Ferrari cause I keep on ruining my own strategy 🤦🏾

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Feeling sad because there is no SpyXFamily this Sunday🥲

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@dhwani_tavadia Full inspirational 🥲

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My money don't jiggle jiggle.... It goes.🥲

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Fish and chips is goated

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Was up watching #CanadianGP and totally forgetting that i had to be up early for work today😅

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Not me using Google pay as if Google is paying 😭

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Going into work wearing shorts is the best!

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Damn bro, I'm really gonna graduate on a random Friday at 4pm tf 😂😂😂😂

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They say ugly guys get hot girlfriend's.... I'm ugly so where is my girlfriend. She don't even gotta be hot 😔

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Some wise men once said😌😌...
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Fuck your life... Bing Bong😌😌
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If you see these dogs in your front yard
Just know upstairs I'm going hard😌😌

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Lowkey want Christopher Judge to read me bedtime stories in the god of war 4 kratos voice

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Reaching that part of the day where I'm slowly blacking out at work due to low sleep because my stupid ass thought I could play one more game and still have energy for the next day

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Trading cards were the original nfts

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Someone at work has the same ringtone as my alarm and it triggers me everytime their phone rings

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@spidercop123 Nooo💀💀💀

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Reason I'm not dating:
When i like them, they don't like me, and when they like me, my alarm goes off

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Istg my friends be sending the funniest memes when I'm at work and the lamest shit when I'm bored