@TimmyTwoShirts American Chop Suey… Cooked it for a chick on a date, it was delicious, but she could clearly taste the flavor of broke required to cook it. And that ingredient did not sit well with her the next day.
@SamJayComic That shit is American Chop Suey… most high class meal an 11 year old could make for dinner home alone. Also easily capable of feeding up to 20 people easily if times are tough in the house.
@SheaSerrano That’s when you hit ‘em with “Ya, but I didn’t miss with your mom, because I made you, so I still hit sometimes.”- Last time I ever trash talked my dad, I was 8.
@ryenarussillo@NathanCHubbard GZA is dope! But GZA is Westbrook, and HOV is the three point line. I know he’s not scared but he shouldn’t have that kind of confidence. We’ve seen the 3pt numbers.
I wish everyone could see the ass whooping I’m doing on this deodorant. 48hrs of protection, I’m sweating through you and I’m getting kinda smelly in 2hrs flat now. With hard work I think next spring I can be under an hour.
Everyone they get to be on local news is from a “Blue collar town” or a “workin’ city.” They never have a white collar citizen yelling profanities at the field correspondent. They above it, or just never asked?
You ever had a dad make you sandwich? Sorry, a “good” sandwich? I’ve had a few “what it’s fine” sandwich’s too from dads, but mostly got “you know where the fridge is” Sandwich’s.
@DanteOrange Man too many of these joints!…The “impressed with your background” but are “going to pursue more qualified candidates” only confuses me, it needs to stop. I’d rather they leave those phrases in the void where I assume all my resumes, QL’s, scripts, go that I’ve emailed them.
RIP to Norm Macdonald, one of the greatest, most creative, innovative, and more importantly funniest people/comics to ever walk to earth. Every comic in the world revered him for how funny he truly was. Damn.
You guys ever tuck your socks in between your pinky toe and the rest of your toes to make it look like you have hooves like pigs?… I’ll just eat this apple while I wait your response.