Lurch

Victorian Goth+90s goth=Curtis

[Andrew Perpetua @AndrewPerpetua]

Imagine with me for a moment the beginning of the war, where Russia was firing 20,000+ artillery shells per day, turning farm fields into moon craterscapes. Now imagine instead of artillery shells randomly blowing up fields while being barely aimed, it is long range precision drones. And also imagine the drones cost less money than the shells, so it is actually even more drones than Russia had shells. And then imagine those drones targeting every single vehicle in Russia’s rear. 20,30,40,60+ thousand per day. That’s a lot of vehicles. And imagine with me you do this for 4-5 months straight. And also imagine it costs around 6 billion Euros to do this.

[ᴀɴᴅʀᴇw вıԍԍs @biggsintweets]

relentlessly focussed on the cost of living crisis

[Spider Hoof @spider_hoof]

Go get em! @Kieran_McAnulty

[Jack @jackferguson88]

But, but, Jacinda stopped going on Hosking's show after 4 years! This guy's so weak.....

[Cate Hall @catehall]

no person trying to be funny has ever APPROACHED this level of funny

I actually had to look away from the screen

[Lurch @Curtisthegoth]

@Liquid_Times And he's been in 4 out of the last 5 governments. But yeah he'll fix it this time all he needs is an extra 3 years and the foreign minister job again

[Matthew Tukaki @tukakimatt]

Oh dear John, ready to reflect yet?

[Tara Dublin aka Winona Spyder™️ @taradublinrocks]

So, @joerogan probably won’t see this post that’s going viral on Facebook. It’s too long to copy & paste, & it took way more than 4 screenshots

But I think it’s essential reading for everyone, because ALL of the lying MAGA Influencers need to face legal consequences /1

[@heroesatwork @heroesatwork]

Do keep sharing this - Shame Jones will really hate you doing that ..

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Iran Deal by Obama:
•0 Americans killed
•0 Iranians killed
•0 bombs dropped
•$0 spent on war
GOP: THIS IS AN TOTAL FAILURE! WE LOST!

Iran Ceasefire by Trump:
•15 American soldiers killed, ~700 injured
•1900 Iranian civilians killed, 26,000 injured
•$45 BILLION in taxpayer money wasted
•18 countries bombed or involved in war
MAGA: THIS IS A TOTAL WIN! SO MUCH WINNING!

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

So let me see if I understand this correctly.

Barack Obama negotiated a deal with Iran that lifted sanctions on their country and exchange for international monitoring of their weapons program along with several other concessions.

Donald Trump came into office and unilaterally blew up that deal.

Now a decade leader in his second term, Donald Trump has without the approval of Congress initiated an unprovoked military attack on Iran, and in order to end said conflict is demanding Iran comply with a number of self serving proposals, many of which were already covered under Obama’s initial deal.

Did I leave anything out?

[AJF will do @Evointegrity]

Another example of how the promise of ‘getting the country back on track’ was bollocks. We WERE on track. We could have had extra diesel storage, two new flash ferries, Lake Onslow, rapid transition to EV’s, better protections for the environment, a resilience fund, pay equity…

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

Absolute cinema

[Anaru te Poureke @st_bourke]

@horseinaround1 As someone who actually worked on and off at the refinery from 1964 until 2022, I do know a little more than most:
(1) The refinery DID NOT process NZ crude, only imported
(2) When closed it was old, small and obsolete
(3) The owners (not politicians) made the decision to close

[Mountain_Tui @Mountain_Tui]

Do you remember this @winstonpeters? We do.

[Goose is in NZ @MsShira50]

Good memories #nzpol

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

they can never make me hate John Cena

[Lurch @Curtisthegoth]

@winstonpeters You've literally been in 4 out of the last 5 governments since the 90s, what exactly have you achieved in 30years? And what will you achieve in an extra 3 that you haven't in the last 30?

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

@catturd2 when it happens you’ll say it’s a good thing