Paul B.

We're in the wrong era for a perfect world.

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@ByTimBooth Delgado was underrated. Low-key close to a Hall of Fame arc. But he was a Blue Jay and I've been hating on them since Seattle traded Jose Cruz Jr for Paul Spoljaric and Mike Timlin.

So screw em

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@JAJG245610 @TiStick @NoContextHumans She was the Slut-Granny from Beerfest. Classic. Both of em.

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@RustyBUCKETS321 Until 79, before the NBA adopted the 3 pointer,Steph would have been considered overrated and a detriment to winning basketball, as crazy as it sounds. Basically A shorter Wilt with better handles.

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Baseball wise, he's had an open checkbook before in Anaheim before and signed CJ and Hamilton to absurd contracts. I think he likes Stantons vision, I also think he has some contempt for the MLBPA and the players from the lockout. I think Stanton loves him.

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@TouchingBasesPC Enjoyed the show, but sadly I have no love for Dipoto. It's a fundamental issue - I believe he got away with that racist shit with Dr. Martin - so I think he should have been gone a long time ago.

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@oncloud_e @CatgirlAnarcho Spot on. Back in the day the bar was so low all white men had to do was not wear a klan robe or hitler skid marks on their face to be looked at as at least having potential to not be horrific bigots. Your idea keeps the ball rolling.

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@Mariners_Maven @MarinerMuse Arkansas. Let Dickey-Stevens be his guard rails. He's already used to pitching in warmer climates in the SEC and they can tinker with his innings there like Evans. The selfish hope is having Sloan ending the season up there with Jurrangelo

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@MarinerMuse Are we drafting them to the Mariners? Cause if so they will ruin them both.

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@CPat11 Damn Colby, that was on point.

(I was going to just read the comments and exit Twitter, but figured I shouldn't be a scared little bitch and give credit.)

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@MojoMariner Does anyone remember the DREAM school that the Mariners and Robinson Cano built in the DR? Any chance that might be helpful in their connection to the area, and if so is this yet another reason to hate ownership for their attitude towards him?

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@DannyMarang I thought this was going to end with "walk into a bar" for some reason.

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@BK6310230749830 @Maxx000031 @A_Jude I used to be a huge fan of advanced (for the time) stats like wRC+ and OPS+, then I noticed that Dylan Moore and Ichiro - FRICKIN ICHIRO - have pretty much the same wRC+.

So I'm back to old school BA,OBP and SLG 🙃

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@Ianj441 @MarinerMuse

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@malachit34 I laughed

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@johtofreeze_nw @Jeff_Baumgarten @MarinersONTap I read on his Baseball Reference page, Teo hit .293 away from . I know the fences were moved in once I think, but I can't believe they don't have hitting coach assistants who work exclusively in the department of hitting at home.

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@thejagepage Are they good at developing? I'm as excited as the next fan about the crop tearing up the minors, but for years 'control the zone ' and 'dominate the zone ' have been the building blocks for pitching and hitting. And the hitting has done neither at the MLB level for the most part

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@MikeDugar Real talk I thought they were in someone's bathroom before realizing that the background was a board, and not shower tiles.

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@SenatorHagerty Awe poor guy. I'm sure you're klan friends told you it was a fine bill, Bill.

And hey, Elon shares your outrage, so wipe those tears!

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@MarcGobi @NFLonBread Sources tell me that along with the weight loss, Stone will have his name changed to Pebble.

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@Camd3n_10 Did I see right, or was Julio and Cal the only to hit their first HR as Mariners?

Gotta love that homegrown talent