Shit MyRoommates Say

We love to laugh.

[Shit MyRoommates Say @CuseSMRMS]

"What do we go to college for?"
"To suck dicks and pick up chicks." #shitmyroommatesays

[Shit MyRoommates Say @CuseSMRMS]

"I came like a wrecking ball, it really seemed to upset him" #shitmyroommatesays

[Shit MyRoommates Say @CuseSMRMS]

"Do you ever floss your butthole?" #ShitMyRommatesSay

[Shit MyRoommates Say @CuseSMRMS]

"Here come the prostitute babies"
"You mean baby prostitutes?"
"Oh yeah!" #ShitMyRoommatesSay

[Shit MyRoommates Say @CuseSMRMS]

"Pay attention you slut muffin" #ShitMyRoommatesSay

[Shit MyRoommates Say @CuseSMRMS]

I met my Asians today...of course I wore underwear. #ShitMyRoommateSay

[Shit MyRoommates Say @CuseSMRMS]

"How do you say shit in Jewish?" #ShitMyRoommatesSay @Cuse_Princess @OverheardAtCuse

[Shit MyRoommates Say @CuseSMRMS]

"What if you fall on the floor?"
"He can heal me with his penis." #shitmyroommatessay @OverheardAtCuse

[Shit MyRoommates Say @CuseSMRMS]

"There are ants in my vagina." #shitmyroommatessay

[Shit MyRoommates Say @CuseSMRMS]

"Last night someone threw a flesh-colored dildo at my face"
"Why didn't they buy a cool color dildo?" #shitmyroommatessay

[Shit MyRoommates Say @CuseSMRMS]

"I love the smell of dirty armpits" #shitmyroommatessay #yaNasty

[Shit MyRoommates Say @CuseSMRMS]

My roommate will not singing "my dick is on fire" to the tune of the Alicia keys song.
My roommate is a girl. #shitmyroommatessay #WTF

[Shit MyRoommates Say @CuseSMRMS]

"I was making out with this guy and he jizzed himself. I didn't even touch him.. It was awkward." #shitmyroommatessay