CushtyPete

Absolute LAD about town. Wrong un with a heart of gold.

Strategy: improvise, adapt, blag it.
Half coach, half criminal.
All vibes. 🧢

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@Jennnyyyyyy 18, 27, 36, 45, 54, 63, 72, 81

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@TavernFootball Peter Beardsley is the best footballer ever

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@gIasscutter Serbs and Croats are the best slavs

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@gIasscutter You not have slang or regional dialects in Bosnia?

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@gIasscutter Who's from Birmingham? It's only the young uns who think they're hard speak like that

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@gIasscutter Bit harsh pal but each to their own i guess

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@gIasscutter Why not big man? I know a lot of them are dirty little tramps but there's some good uns

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@gIasscutter So you dont like brits?

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@gIasscutter Are you Irish?

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@dan_ofthesouth @fesshole Well I'll give it a try thanks

[Daniel Melodrama @DMelodrama82819]

Retweet if you think the government are absolute douch bags

#thegreatbritishcull
#government
#health

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@dan_ofthesouth @fesshole Is it free like?

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@gIasscutter Aye. Is that ok? Why do you * the t out ?

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@gIasscutter Alreet?

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@gIasscutter Alright mate

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@gIasscutter You don’t need to run

#TrustTheFold

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@gIasscutter You can run, mate
But if your BMI's over 35 they’ve already got your postcode.

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@salemsdaughters @thefold95 @MaureenWheelz Who are you like?? MI5??

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@gIasscutter Accept the quest.
You might be surprised