Custard Religion

Indulge in the divine sweetness of Ambrosism. 🍮

Join our creamy congregation as we worship the delectable world of #custards, one spoonful at a time.🥄

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fuckin bastards i hacked your twitter

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@HarryKing09123 @santa @AFCWimbledon What have we spoken about boy?

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yo pal @santa u better fuckin give me my presents this year and it betta not fuckin have custard in it cos if u old tosser brings me that silly pudding i will not be happy 😡😡😡😡

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yk what? custard is fucking rancid.
fucking shitty piece of pudding.
never liked it anyway.
fuck u.

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i ate 4 mushrooms now everythings purple
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the fuckin football match got cancelled btw ✌️✌️

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⚽️ Match confirmed against Chocolate Cake City for Monday at 7:30pm UTC. Come on you Custards! ✊

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The war against Rice Pudding is not easy. That’s why we train our Puds to be the best Pud they can be. 🤺🍮 #custardreligion #standwithcustard

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🚩 FACT: This is Custard FC's first loss in their record of playing 2 games. 😲

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Boss doesn't seemed to be pleased at the team's performance in the second half. 👑🍮

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Great performance to both sides 🤝

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What a tremendous second half! ‼️⚽️

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⚽ GOOOOAAAALLLL for the Custards!

Custaldo arrows a shot from the edge aiming for the bottom corner and the Yoghurt United keeper looks dazed.

🟡2-3⚪ (90+5)

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⚽ A goal...

...for Yoghurt United from the wing.

🟡1-3⚪ (90+3)

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Seven minutes of added time - we keep going 💪

🟡1-2⚪ (90)

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SO CLOSE! Looks like it was going to be a last minute goal for the Custards but Custaldo places the ball inches wide of the post.

🟡1-2⚪ (90)

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⚽ Goal for Yoghurt United. Yooghuut picks up a loose ball in the box and places it in the goal.

🟡1-2⚪ (88)

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Another substitution for the Custards...

↩️ Cuustaad
🔛 Custaldo

🟡1-1⚪ (76)

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Our first changes of the afternoon...

↩️ Cuscustard, Custardinio
🔛 Cisctard, Coustod

🟡1-1⚪ (69)

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✅ VAR allows the goal for Yoghurt United.

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