Doug BrettMatthewson

Connoisseur of great-looking low sounds...

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@GraceSpelman Marion Crane (sulkily) alright for some

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@GraceSpelman He stares into my SOUL

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@JustAli1981 Because it gives us something to look forward to when you open them, of course! 😍

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@ChickTaylor_ Art = suffering

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@Patriot7714 C-3PO's suppositories

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@ChickTaylor_ In order, or all at once? That's boss-level multitasking

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@impulseSV It's cute! Now burn it with fire

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@JustAli1981 Do not underestimate the power of pie, young Padawan

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@BBCNews this bullshit, which up to today had been irritating but not unbearable, now appears on *every page* of your website that I navigate to... how many times do I have to reject it before you take the hint?

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@SmutPodcast Pay to sleep.

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@JustAli1981 It's a test of... patients? 🤣

I'm sorry. Please don't block me.

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@JustAli1981 Memo to self. Reserve space in diary for Hot Mom Summer. 👍

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@JustAli1981 Only all the time 🙁 and the worst of it is I'm not even _that_ good or dependable... I get pushed into a box for what people assume I am without really taking the time to find out.

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@JustAli1981 Definitely glasses.
... or no glasses. Dammit! Now I'm conflicted!

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@She114r Sorry, who's this?

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@JustAli1981 I christen this concept... Aliday 👍 as in 'I'm all used up... I neeeeeed an Aliday'

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@NotSoTweet_Me Isn't that characteristic of a cannon, though? One doesn't so much aim them as one does pick an orientation then do one's best to persuade the target into the line of fire 🤔

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@Olympic_Russia The world may be cranking the hurdy-gurdy, but never forget, it was Russia that wrote the music...

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@afiercemind That's all one word, surely? 🤔

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@NotSoTweet_Me Return of the Obra Din