Dick Fury

Penetrating your deepest and most private places, in order to abscond with your sweet sweet secrets.

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Boyfriend you say? Why oh why are we dancing then

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Eating out of my hand. ...

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@JoshJwgopokes <---- is the for most expert on blumpkins

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Life is only a terrible respite from the darkness that will consume you all.....

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@JoeyFcknVandal same one I have

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@JoeyFcknVandal you already had it

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@JoeyFcknVandal what happened to #CampaignGetVandalShippuden

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@JoeyFcknVandal right? Eat me douchbag. Beat ultimate ninja storm 3 with all S rank

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Fuck you all

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@fuxtik hell no it was for the ladies, and they loved it.

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<---- just did gungam style around the pool hall twice.

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<------ has had 4 rattlesnakes and a shot of jagermeister

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Fucking shooting some pool with @AtreyuNephilium and his bad ass new stick.

(Not a penis joke you perverts)

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#FledTheScene with @AtreyuNephilium

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@FuLLtiMECutter how have you been?

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Just went to the head shop I hadnt been to in 20 years. #Oz nothing had changed. #Memories

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Guess even superheroes fall on hard times.

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@FuLLtiMECutter *waves* hi gorgeous. :-)

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Fuck you twitter for not letting me favorite that tweet.

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So many of you have been missed. Especially you cheri'