Slim Duncan

“what the fucks a hootie and the blowfish?”-Method Man

[Slim Duncan @CuteBoiJosh]

This is what dreams are made of

[Slim Duncan @CuteBoiJosh]

Woke up to the news my friend OD’D last night. I’m gutted

[Slim Duncan @CuteBoiJosh]

X is my favorite app cause nobody looks at my post and I can just say what I’m feeling.

[Slim Duncan @CuteBoiJosh]

I really only use x when I’m taking a shit. When you see a new post from me know I am multitasking

[Slim Duncan @CuteBoiJosh]

In a customers bathroom having the worst mud butt imaginable. 😞

[Slim Duncan @CuteBoiJosh]

Spirit Halloween is proof you can have a store dedicated to one day of the year and be successful

[Slim Duncan @CuteBoiJosh]

The banjo is a crazy instrument. Someone saw a snare drum and was like “that needs the be a guitar”

[Slim Duncan @CuteBoiJosh]

My co worker has played nothing but cartis new album I am music for the passed week and I can say without a doubt this is the worst album I’ve ever heard.

[Slim Duncan @CuteBoiJosh]

@OMGFacts How come the tweet in the picture is about gal gadot and not the dwarves? Whoever is the social media for @OMGFacts might be restarted😞

[Slim Duncan @CuteBoiJosh]

@elonmusk has such a huge fucking cock it’s crazy, the old trusty sledgehammer. Bros counting stacks and breaking back like a real motherfucker

[Slim Duncan @CuteBoiJosh]

I lost a close friend a couple weeks back and I’ve never had to deal with a friend dying it’s strange I want to speak to him but I can’t I hear a song I know he would like and I can’t show him. I see legos I know he would like I can’t buy them for him. I miss you James 💔

[Slim Duncan @CuteBoiJosh]

I owe the irs money? Miss me with that gay shit

[Slim Duncan @CuteBoiJosh]

Microsoft needs to bring back the zune it was so much better than the iPod

[Slim Duncan @CuteBoiJosh]

Video games need to bring back loot boxes man 😞

[Slim Duncan @CuteBoiJosh]

@PaladinAmber Craig

[Slim Duncan @CuteBoiJosh]

Try not to cry when looking at pictures of your past pets challenge: impossible

[Slim Duncan @CuteBoiJosh]

If you think I’m ever serious on social media you’re crazy

[Slim Duncan @CuteBoiJosh]

I’ve had a lot of reels about adhd pop up in my feed and if there is one thing I know about people with adhd now its that they don’t shut the fuck up about it

[Slim Duncan @CuteBoiJosh]

@DanBilzerian You are the biggest pathological liar in the world. Shut the fuck up you fuckin loser

[Slim Duncan @CuteBoiJosh]

My ass is going back to an old school security camera. Kinda pathetic you have to pay most of these companies to see your past videos. Someone breaks into your house steals your valuables? Well guess what buckoh you didn’t pay google $8 so you can’t look to see who did it

[Slim Duncan @CuteBoiJosh]

@CarmenKingy That would be cool