Patrice Noreiga

✨I’ll show you light now. It burns forever✨

[Patrice Noreiga @Cute_Ravers]

We meet the scheme dads who disowned their kids after returning home with a Glasgow uni accent.

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@elonmusk What have you done? I left you alone for 5 fucking minutes. Fuck this I’m out.

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What the fuck am I saying here

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Sassy

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Ron DeSantis just had a MELTDOWN when questioned about his time working at Guantanamo Bay on tour in Jerusalem.

Without FDLE to target journalists, Florida's governor has NO CLUE how to respond to questions.

This happened at Israel's Museum of Tolerance.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

A Dutch court has banned a man from donating any more of his sperm after he fathered at least 550 children in the Netherlands https://t.co/UqeLYbaRGr

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Zesty

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@machin3gir1 🚮

[Charli @charli_xcx]

cheeks 🫧💓

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Can’t wait till 2024 when ice spice will be completely forgotten about

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Knowing there must be some amount of food waste at restaurants breaks my heart

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A cat cannot love you the same way a dog does

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@Aoife_Bee_ Youtube it

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Unserious country

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North Carolina Republicans aim to ban participation trophies in government-run youth sports leagues with a new bill

https://t.co/cPa8wfQ1zd

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Would rather read Mein Kampf

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If I see the same man in your pics I’ll just assume that he’s your gay best friend

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chillin

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A Florida state representative reads “Anita Dick” and “Holden Hiscock” into the record

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When time travel is possible the western governments will send young couples back in time to the not too distant past to start families and raise children to become soldiers against the declining birth rate in the future

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40+ Twitter users wives

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@100gecs 🚮