𝙼𝚘𝚡𝚡𝚒𝚎.

𝘔𝘶𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 18! Certified Possum.
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Found a cure with @NotCuteLoona!

[𝙼𝚘𝚡𝚡𝚒𝚎. @CutestImp]

"𝘐'𝘮 𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘴𝘪𝘳...

...𝘐𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯."

#𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘶𝘷𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘳𝘱 #𝘩𝘢𝘻𝘣𝘪𝘯𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘦�#𝘩𝘢𝘻𝘣𝘪𝘯𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘳𝘱 https://t.co

[𝙼𝚘𝚡𝚡𝚒𝚎. @CutestImp]

damn bro i havent been on here in forever😭😭😭

[𝙼𝚘𝚡𝚡𝚒𝚎. @CutestImp]

/ it has been so long since I've used this godforsaken website

[𝙼𝚘𝚡𝚡𝚒𝚎. @CutestImp]

i-

me?

[𝙼𝚘𝚡𝚡𝚒𝚎. @CutestImp]

"..."

Opens the door, revealing the duck, before closing it again.

[You're in MY House @L0stInParad1se]

"AAA-"

Panicking-

[𝙼𝚘𝚡𝚡𝚒𝚎. @CutestImp]

i suppose it is good though... in a kinky way-

[𝙼𝚘𝚡𝚡𝚒𝚎. @CutestImp]

i mean it's kind of the opposite of the actual quote, so i'd argue it's not too good—

it was more of a joke, really.

[𝙼𝚘𝚡𝚡𝚒𝚎. @CutestImp]

Holds up a rubber duck.

Places said duck in another room, and closes the door.

"That must be excruciating for you."

[You're in MY House @L0stInParad1se]

"I lack object permanence"

:(

[𝙼𝚘𝚡𝚡𝚒𝚎. @CutestImp]

well, it's not really inspirational, but i suppose it is pretty sexual now that i think about it—

[ he's blushing. ]

[𝙼𝚘𝚡𝚡𝚒𝚎. @CutestImp]

that sounds beyond painful and i'm not sure i'd ever like to experience that.

[‍ ‍ ‍ P𖦹ρ α 911 ໒꒱ ‍ ‍ ‍ @ANGELlCADDICT]

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 I'd break Alastor's dick like a glow stick.
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[𝙼𝚘𝚡𝚡𝚒𝚎. @CutestImp]

i uhhhhhhhh

[ comically sweating ]

...no comment?

[𝙼𝚘𝚡𝚡𝚒𝚎. @CutestImp]

BUT THEY'RE LITERALLY JUST REGULAR NUMBERS

WHAT MAKES THEM SO SPECIAL?

[╱ 𝘽𝙇𝙄𝙏𝙕𝙊. ❌ @sardonicfounder]

I WAS REFERRING TO THE FACT THAT I SAW THEM.

I saw the fucking numbers.
That's what I meant.

[𝙼𝚘𝚡𝚡𝚒𝚎. @CutestImp]

yeah but what's so special about them? they're just regular numbers—

I mean

WOOOAHHH 49??

[╱ 𝘽𝙇𝙄𝙏𝙕𝙊. ❌ @sardonicfounder]

THE FUCKING NUMBERS MOXXIE WHAT THE FUCK ELSE.

[𝙼𝚘𝚡𝚡𝚒𝚎. @CutestImp]

...

what are you talking about

[╱ 𝘽𝙇𝙄𝙏𝙕𝙊. ❌ @sardonicfounder]

HOLY SHIT 666 🫨🫨🫨

[𝙼𝚘𝚡𝚡𝚒𝚎. @CutestImp]

"Prove it.~"

He's happily receiving the kiss, and wrapping his arms around her. Much like the previous kisses, Moxxie moans slightly as the two make out.

[ஜ ᴋɪᴢᴀ ஜ {SH} @ElusiveGears]

She smiles a little at him. But turns pink at the comment. "I'm... I'm really not -" she muttered. But soon enough, she couldn't resist him despite her own embarrassment.

Leaning in, pressing her lips to his. Hands resting on his hips, leaning her body against his.

[𝙼𝚘𝚡𝚡𝚒𝚎. @CutestImp]

I uh—

[ blushes. ]

Very much, yes.

[ஜ ᴋɪᴢᴀ ஜ {SH} @ElusiveGears]

[chuckles]

Ya like that, babe?

[𝙼𝚘𝚡𝚡𝚒𝚎. @CutestImp]

well it depends, really. sometimes i cry, other times i do things that i most certainly regret. i think it's just better if i stay away from it—

[ he scratches the back of his neck, feeling kind of awkward for his inability to drink. ]

[𝑯𝑼𝑺𝑲. @CLAWEDWHISKERS]

( a quick glance over of the imp, he empties his own cup of booze in a single gulp. )

lightweight huh. what happens ? you a drunk crier or somethin' ?

[ஜ ᴋɪᴢᴀ ஜ {SH} @ElusiveGears]

Thigh Thursday it is then.

[𝙼𝚘𝚡𝚡𝚒𝚎. @CutestImp]

no it's fine i only spent 3 hours crying about it

[⤷ ゛𝓐𝙉𝙂𝙀𝙇 𝓓𝙐𝙎𝙏 ୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ (H) @CHA1NEDHEARTZ]

😦
that's so fuked up and mean i'm so sorry love

[𝙼𝚘𝚡𝚡𝚒𝚎. @CutestImp]

i uh... don't drink. things get very ugly, very quickly.

[ he's a lightweight to a lightweight, just a single drink will get him drunk. ]

[𝑯𝑼𝑺𝑲. @CLAWEDWHISKERS]

hah, that so. what has you sticking around then ?

you look like you could use an 𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒖𝒂𝒍 drink.