I spotted the FC approaching from approximately 17 treatos away.
Commence Operation: Strategic Ginger Withdrawal.
I wasn’t running away.
I was merely conducting a high-speed tactical repositioning exercise before the inevitable cuddles commenced
Wrexham AFC can confirm back-to-back-to-back promotion winner Tom O’Connor has left the Club by mutual consent to sign for Peterborough United.
We would like to thank Tom for the significant contribution he made to the Club and wish him well for the future.
🔴⚪ #WxmAFC
Yes, I’m hugging a lamppost.
No, I’m not asleep.
I’m carrying out a highly specialised Structural Lamppost Cuddle Assessment™
Safety first.
Snuggles second. Actually… snuggles first
Five years. Three Promotions. There’s only one Super Paul Mullin 🏆
🔴⚪ #WxmAFFive years. Three Promotions. There’s only one Super Paul Mullin 🏆
🔴⚪ #WxmAFFive years. Three Promotions. There’s only one Super Paul Mullin 🏆
🔴⚪ #WxmAFFive years. Three Promotions. There’s only one Super Paul Mullin 🏆
🔴⚪ #WxmAFFive years. Three Promotions. There’s only one Super Paul Mullin 🏆
🔴⚪ #WxmAFFive years. Three Promotions. There’s only one Super Paul Mullin 🏆
🔴⚪ #WxmAFC
Five years. Three Promotions. There’s only one Super Paul Mullin 🏆
🔴⚪ #WxmAFFive years. Three Promotions. There’s only one Super Paul Mullin 🏆
🔴⚪ #WxmAFFive years. Three Promotions. There’s only one Super Paul Mullin 🏆
🔴⚪ #WxmAFFive years. Three Promotions. There’s only one Super Paul Mullin 🏆
🔴⚪ #WxmAFFive years. Three Promotions. There’s only one Super Paul Mullin 🏆
🔴⚪ #WxmAFFive years. Three Promotions. There’s only one Super Paul Mullin 🏆
🔴⚪ #WxmAFC
The FC has spent money on a cooling mat.
I have responded by lying on the nearest cool surface instead.
I believe this is called “return on investment.”
*Stretches dramatically across the cold metal cabinet like a melted ginger croissant.
Good morning and happy Furcuz Furrsday. Mary is taking the sensible approach and staying away from her garden, the heat does not agree with her floof . Have a cool day pals ☀️😸🧡 #furcuzfursday#adoptdontshop#rescuecats
🚨 Official George Hydration Advice 🚨
If your wee wee colour matches my magnificent ginger fur… stop what you’re doing and drink some water! 😹💧
Your kidneys will thank you.
#StayHydrated#Heatwave#GeorgeTheStationCat
Good morning welcome to Tippetty tap tap Thursday
Be proud of the person you are
.
Not because you have everything figured out, but because you continue to show up with kindness, courage and hope.
#cats#cats#Cat#CatsOnTwitter#CatsOfTwitter
"I have accepted Keir Starmer's resignation as my chief servant and have invited Andy Burnham to lay out details for how many meals a day he'll give me"
George’s Summer Survival Strategy
Step 1: Occupy air-conditioning unit.
Step 2: Place paw on OFF button.
Step 3: Wait for panic.
Step 4: Demand snacks.
Step 5: Profit.
This little orange menace knows exactly what he’s doing. 😼🐾❄️
Good morning & welcome to #Caturday
Sometimes the kindest thing you can do is pause for a moment, appreciate what you have, and remember that even the smallest act of kindness can make a big difference to someone else’s day.
Following a prolonged dispute regarding the release of one giant cardboard box, they have brought in the services of a highly experienced feline negotiator. Initial discussions have stalled after the consultant accepted payment in treats and immediately sided with me.