Uncle Duck

fan of the funny, podcast junkie. I'm a landscaper but I identify as a garbage man.

[Uncle Duck @CutsLawns]

I'm 6'1" but I slouch to 5'10"

[Uncle Duck @CutsLawns]

@ryansickler saw this today and had to send it to you. It's the honey-DEW y'all!

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@Take5_OilChange I went to check my oil after getting my oil changed on Friday because there was some concern about a possible leak. When I pulled the dipstick out, the end of it was broken off. I'm sure it's in my oil pan. I have left multiple messages but have not heard back

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@peppercutsgrass Lol is this some like chain tweet routine where now I have to put a Santa hat on somebody from my follow list?

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@DrChristinaG91 Reno is classic, so many great moments

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@PA_Stressed_

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Got a classic @ryansickler laugh when I told him my name was Cut. We drove from VB to Philly to see ole Sickle Cell kill it last night. My wife was beside herself getting to meet the legend, thanks for the laughs!!

[Uncle Duck @CutsLawns]

@peppercutsgrass I'd call it a maul but the judges will accept hammer. I've also heard "mini-sledge" but thats just ignorant

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@ineedadulation "It's not like we're gonna kill him more, fuck it get the jumper cables"

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@brownsnake69 @BucketsTheCat It's best to flog the hell out of them right before slaughter to tenderize the meat. Just stuff it in a pillow case and go nuts on a tree trunk.

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@Marshall__Scott I be condemnin them rippin off rhythm 'n cadence of Eminem

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@the_oroborus @peppercutsgrass Damn that's definitely a big task off your plate, you definitely deserve a break haha. I used to do a weekly property that was about 4 acres but my biggest one now is maybe 2.5. 10 acres is a huge patch of grass!

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@peppercutsgrass Hah, that's weird, my universal password is Ratfart@Tit1. Guess I gotta change it now

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@brownsnake69 Left, I'm a simple man

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@what_up_bbgirl @nycguidovoice I'm ready to YAY!!!!!

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@ShaftMcnulty @camoang Comfort>fashion

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@ShaftMcnulty @camoang Did you picture me shaking my fist in the air about it or something? Lol I just thought it was funny. I was in a metal band once, too. And we were QUITE hip if I do say so myself!

[Uncle Duck @CutsLawns]

@AspersionCaster I did valet for years and we always backed in so we could bring cars up quicker when they're leaving. I got into the habit and I just like it that way. So take your cute little opinion and SHOVE IT!

Jk love you buddy.

[Uncle Duck @CutsLawns]

@Marshall__Scott Crank some Huey Lewis and call it "art"