I don’t plan on ever returning to teaching, yet I can’t bring myself to get rid of my curriculum and lesson plans. So I guess I’ll just keep paying $1.99/month to google…
Like, I know my grown out roots from the box dye kit I did 2 months ago currently looks terrible but I can’t afford to have it professional done. So can we just ignore it and move on?
“aren’t you so sad you don’t get snow days anymore? Bet you’re really missing those…” Nope. Turns out, when you don’t feel like you’re constantly drowning at work, it’s not so bad going every day.
Just need to say one more time how the cost of childcare in this country is bullshit. Looking to enroll my two kids and the price has me in a full panic 🤮
Hello. Young kids back in school are so sick right now. Everyone with a preschooler has an entire household of sleepless viral cough snot fevers for the past two months without a fucking break. So if you know a parent going through this, be kind and gently hit them with your car.
Today Grace threatened to send Michael to the Principal’s office if he didn’t let her watch tv. How the hell does she know about the Principal’s office? Kid doesn’t even go to daycare
Counting my conversation with amazon customer service as a workout today, because if pacing and rage typing doesn’t get your heart rate up, nothing will.
I’ll call this series, “Leaving the field of teaching”. I have a bin of office supplies (pencils, sticky notes, pens, etc) I was going to bring to my new job and was just reminded I don’t need to bring it. They’ll buy supplies for me.
On todays episode of “Expert Parenting” I pretended to forget something inside so I could sneak a cookie and eat it without my children seeing and trying to steal it.