Delighted to see the Timpson family received nearly £22million in dividends last year ( up 50%- weep your heart Burnham) driven by an 18% jump in its car key business and a huge rise in watch repairs, now twice the size of its shoe repairing side.
Timpsons staff have one thing in common with politicians ; 10% were ex-criminals.
Sat in a boozer I rarely go in. 2 guys said happy birthday Ian
My name isn't Ian. I know the guy they confusing me with. It can't be Ian, one of the Wives said, he hasn't got ginger hair
I did once was my retort
Went for haircut at the only non Turkish barbers in Lancashire. Took my specs off. Paid after she finished and went for a pint
Took me 20 mins to realise I'd walked out sans specs
This is how it starts