rich cutts

Frustrated artist, cat herder and humourist. Same handle in you know where

[rich cutts @Cuttsrich]

What a load of cobblers

[Kelvin MacKenzie @kelvmackenzie]

Delighted to see the Timpson family received nearly £22million in dividends last year ( up 50%- weep your heart Burnham) driven by an 18% jump in its car key business and a huge rise in watch repairs, now twice the size of its shoe repairing side.
Timpsons staff have one thing in common with politicians ; 10% were ex-criminals.

[rich cutts @Cuttsrich]

Ooh, that's so much easier. My super has it on the bottom shelf, plays havoc with my sciatica

[David Pook @PookyD81]

This dog shit of a wine now has its own stand at the supermarket. If I see anyone I know buying some I will punch them in the face.

[rich cutts @Cuttsrich]

@floboflo I'm in! Vote winner for me

[rich cutts @Cuttsrich]

Not so much Lord Sugar more Lord Cardigan #TheApprentice
*oh I'm like the 3 thousands person to say it

[rich cutts @Cuttsrich]

Lord Sugar says he'll talk to Baroness Brady and Tim. Why not Baroness Tim? #TheApprentice

[rich cutts @Cuttsrich]

It's the annual I'd go in with a business idea to sell car radio aerials and wait for my uncle to die #TheApprentice

[rich cutts @Cuttsrich]

That's the Tory party for you

[rich cutts @Cuttsrich]

@kelvmackenzie Everyone wants to keep the Toyal Family, just not sure what it is

[rich cutts @Cuttsrich]

Evening all. I trust like me we are all raising a glass to all 66 year olds today

[rich cutts @Cuttsrich]

@Peston Starmer is toast

[rich cutts @Cuttsrich]

Sat in a boozer I rarely go in. 2 guys said happy birthday Ian
My name isn't Ian. I know the guy they confusing me with. It can't be Ian, one of the Wives said, he hasn't got ginger hair
I did once was my retort

[rich cutts @Cuttsrich]

@trussliz You ok hun?

[rich cutts @Cuttsrich]

@Peston Omnifuckingshambles

[rich cutts @Cuttsrich]

Well now we know
There's more to be learnt up a Donkey's arse than many an encyclopedia #Countryfile

[rich cutts @Cuttsrich]

I feel bad that John Virgo has stopped shouting Where's the cue ball going? #Masters #Snooker

[rich cutts @Cuttsrich]

Went for haircut at the only non Turkish barbers in Lancashire. Took my specs off. Paid after she finished and went for a pint
Took me 20 mins to realise I'd walked out sans specs
This is how it starts

[rich cutts @Cuttsrich]

@our_jesse Pull yourself together!

[rich cutts @Cuttsrich]

Nice to see the Last Night of the Proms away fixture #NewYearsDayConcert #Vienna

[rich cutts @Cuttsrich]

@CarlBovisNature 2

[rich cutts @Cuttsrich]

Did Aggers say cricket Australia lost £13m or £1.3m ? #BBCTMS #Ashes2025