ebwarb

mmmhmm

[ebwarb @CuvielloEdward]

man I love Spotify wrapped and lurking to see what ppl be listening to. collecting my data and silently judging you all.

[ebwarb @CuvielloEdward]

superglue sandwich

[ebwarb @CuvielloEdward]

in the krispy Kreme going to eat these donuts like homer from the Simpsons 🗣💯

[ebwarb @CuvielloEdward]

I'm all for funny faces.

[ebwarb @CuvielloEdward]

Best scene in any movie is fast and furious 7 when Vin Diesal stomps the ground and it fucking opens up and swallows Jason Stathom.

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Why is it so hard to make friends as an adult?

[ebwarb @CuvielloEdward]

@FartGatherer *sweats* oh fuck..... ummmm.... uhhhhh..... s.. si.... six? *passes out*

[ebwarb @CuvielloEdward]

@FartGatherer can you stop flexing man it's so selfish

[ebwarb @CuvielloEdward]

I get in to the double digits and get so confused man the room just starts spinning

[ebwarb @CuvielloEdward]

why they make that counting shit so hard the highest I ever got was 17 and I threw up and had to lie down afterwards

[ebwarb @CuvielloEdward]

one animal lays an egg

[ebwarb @CuvielloEdward]

just scored 39 points with the word queef in scrabble so horny for life

[ebwarb @CuvielloEdward]

@_GodDanIt fuck u Dan we are still 1 - 1 imma eat so many letters next game

[ebwarb @CuvielloEdward]

the winner in scrabble is whoever eats the most pieces ( I never lose )

[ebwarb @CuvielloEdward]

why he look like his name is charlie