Chris Watson

[Chris Watson @Cwatty459]

Ugh I’m so toxic

[Chris Watson @Cwatty459]

"Imma use this joint to pack this bLunt" -anonynizambas

[Chris Watson @Cwatty459]

So maybe if I get really high I'll get really drunk at the party and then be able to do my homework" -heather

[Chris Watson @Cwatty459]

..i won't disembark #😒

[Chris Watson @Cwatty459]

If you say childhood, does that include yesterday's? #josh @jbkrule

[Chris Watson @Cwatty459]

Fuckin blokes dude #amiright

[Chris Watson @Cwatty459]

Slurpin on that English muff @DSpro11

[Chris Watson @Cwatty459]

Here I am again, dropping the hell out of a stanley steamer😔😔😔#needatoiletcleaner

[Chris Watson @Cwatty459]

@kariwatson98 I don't like that

[Chris Watson @Cwatty459]

Did you guys know that nouns are just horizontal adjectives?

[Chris Watson @Cwatty459]

All this traffics got me rethinkin Obama

[Chris Watson @Cwatty459]

@LehighUTransit i left my black iphone 5 on a tracs bus at 1 am last night. It has a vertical crack down the screen. please call: 2154313565

[Chris Watson @Cwatty459]

Nuthin like a good ole backyard BBQ w the boys #treecubs #righttherethatis

[Chris Watson @Cwatty459]

Nuthin but a little nana munchin #munchinthemnanas

[Chris Watson @Cwatty459]

Invest in carrots, they're the future

[Chris Watson @Cwatty459]

I'm sorry but babies are dumb as fuck

[Chris Watson @Cwatty459]

There's no summer reading right?

[Chris Watson @Cwatty459]

"You can probably see a lot of shit..I can see pikachu" -Bryan #gazing into the heavens

[Chris Watson @Cwatty459]

DAMN THAT PASS HAS ME WAVEDDD http://t.co/fUMHAGGk3o